Mancow's Law
On his 3rd offense for raping a child under the age of 12, the pedophile fell victim to Mancow's Law and was sentenced to death by lethal injection.
Mancow's Law by ActionPaintball September 7, 2006
1st law of HH
1st law of HH by Dujac0 January 21, 2008
Nemesis Law
When a person thinks a facetious statement is a genuine representation of a rival ideology due to their own limited worldview.
Named for the Greek figure Nemesis, who lured Narcissus to the pool where he drowned himself trying to be with his own reflection. A counter to Poe's Law.
Named for the Greek figure Nemesis, who lured Narcissus to the pool where he drowned himself trying to be with his own reflection. A counter to Poe's Law.
Asshole: “Look! This gay person on Twitter says that straight people should be made into cat food! The gay agenda is real and violent!”
Reasonable Human Being: “Dude, they’re obviously joking. Calm down.”
Asshole: “…Well, how was I supposed to know? Maybe this person is joking, but most gays say things like this and they mean it!”
Reasonable Human Being: “Have you ever met a gay person? Or are you pulling some Nemesis Law bullshit?”
Reasonable Human Being: “Dude, they’re obviously joking. Calm down.”
Asshole: “…Well, how was I supposed to know? Maybe this person is joking, but most gays say things like this and they mean it!”
Reasonable Human Being: “Have you ever met a gay person? Or are you pulling some Nemesis Law bullshit?”
Nemesis Law by halfsyproblems December 27, 2016
Dean's Law
Dean's Law states that in any verbal human interaction (usually a conversation, discussion or planning meeting of some nature), given enough time, the said verbal interaction will cease to be realistic and sensible, becoming ridiculous and usually humorous in nature, deviating from the plot and resulting in nothing being accomplished and time wastage. Usually an enjoyable experience.
In layman's terms, the plot will be lost and people will begin "taking the mickey".
This law encapsulates the entire human species independent of race, color or culture. Timing and the amusement factor, however, are directly related to the intelligence and attention span of the persons involved in said interaction.
This Law was coined in 2006 by Dean O'Farrell.
*** Dean's Law can also be used to illustrate that normal boundaries do not apply to a certain situation or discussion.
In layman's terms, the plot will be lost and people will begin "taking the mickey".
This law encapsulates the entire human species independent of race, color or culture. Timing and the amusement factor, however, are directly related to the intelligence and attention span of the persons involved in said interaction.
This Law was coined in 2006 by Dean O'Farrell.
*** Dean's Law can also be used to illustrate that normal boundaries do not apply to a certain situation or discussion.
Bob: "I suggest that we get blue curtains, I think they will fit in well with the existing decor and color scheme."
Kate: "I agree, but maybe the red ones will work equally well"
Allan: "OK then maybe we should get one red one and one blue one?"
Bob: "Yeah that's a great idea, if we do that then we can get tons of small blue and red carpets too! We can put them on the floor and make the room look like a big checkers board!"
Allan: "Yes and then we can paint little blue and red squares on the couches!!Ha Ha!"
Bob: "ooh ooh yes and then we can change the lampshades to luminous green!"
Kate: "OK guys, this is getting ridiculous now. Dean's Law has taken over now."
*** "OK guys, head office has really given us free reign with this project, so let Dean's Law run wild! No holds barred!"
Kate: "I agree, but maybe the red ones will work equally well"
Allan: "OK then maybe we should get one red one and one blue one?"
Bob: "Yeah that's a great idea, if we do that then we can get tons of small blue and red carpets too! We can put them on the floor and make the room look like a big checkers board!"
Allan: "Yes and then we can paint little blue and red squares on the couches!!Ha Ha!"
Bob: "ooh ooh yes and then we can change the lampshades to luminous green!"
Kate: "OK guys, this is getting ridiculous now. Dean's Law has taken over now."
*** "OK guys, head office has really given us free reign with this project, so let Dean's Law run wild! No holds barred!"
Dean's Law by onlyalegend February 6, 2010
Brum's Law
Skylark grabbed himself chow but forgot Brum's Law, now all the big guys wont play in his little man world with him.
Brum's Law by lord torgo August 19, 2012
eskimo father in-law
When you beat off or rub one out while looking at a picture of or thinking about the daughter of your buddy (18+).
eskimo father in-law by Super Cool Dude January 17, 2013
The Darlington Law
The Darlington Law by livingRockChurch January 3, 2014