Kyle

Kyle is the name of a white skater dude who was baptized with Monster energy drink. He sports a soul patch and tends to wear bro tanks to show off his arm tats.

Kyle just turned 24 and is still living with his parents.

by ellbell8 February 19, 2019

Kyle

a total bitch, who will gain all your trust and secrets then DROP YOU LIKE UR WORTH A PENNY

someone: “oh isnt that kid named kyle? arent you friends with him?”
me: “i used to be best friends with kyle, not anymore he left me and lied to me about hella thing”

someone: “fake ass motherfucker”

by whoknows?? May 26, 2019

Kyle

A very annoying kid with an overinflated ego.

Oh it’s kyle

by DrRedCrayon April 29, 2019

Kyle

A JEWBAG

Kyle is a jewbag

by niggafagott November 30, 2019

Kyle

A sneaky redneck who enjoys being a sneaky redneck and is armed to the teeth with knives.

Kyle is such a sneaky redneck.

by pvtspicyweiner November 5, 2012

Kyle

Fat, ugly, sports enthusiast, also a cock sucker

That guys is a total Kyle

by Bicheniglet November 21, 2016

Kyle

Kyle is a short, hairy werewolf who happens to look like Jesus when he grows his hair out. Usually will be see wearing mom jeans, or khaki shorts. Loves Nirvana, The Foo Fighters, and shooting rubber bands at innocent people. 9gag is probably his life, and he spends countless hours contributing to the site. When he climbs up his bed it is truly a wondrous sight. Kyle has grey eyes, and loves to rock a Bump-it frequently. He enjoys Mountain Dew and tall heaping mountains of salad. If you ever meet a Kyle run far away because he will kill you. Preeeeeetty much.

"Is that Jesus on that billboard?!"
"No. It's TOTALLY Kyle."

by Stayley March 21, 2012