Jesús 

A very intelligent will most likely rape you if you brake any of his Video games
He will waste his money on friends that dont pay him back. Example- Jandel, Jovanny, Christian and Alejandro

In your house Jesús will rob you

Jesús by Hsshahhhshhhha September 17, 2019

Jesús 

your probably already know the meaning it means Jesús its in spanish. oh and i forgot fuck you

mira es Jesús/look it's jesus

Jesús by B!tchluvs January 6, 2022

jesùs 

Is a absolute giga chad who beats the shit out of all furies and sexually assaulted attractive women while also having the largest cock ever recorded in human history

Jesùs just beat my ass and stole my girl

jesùs by Dragontazo November 2, 2022

Jesús 

he's the hottest spanish man you'll ever meet. he's the most unique latino with pale skin and blue eyes and a sexy spanish accent. your fantasy will be hearing him talk spanish to you and getting you pregnant. he's typically your neighbour that lives close by that you've known your whole life. he's the one spanish boy that makes you fall in love with him over and over again for years. you might even bend on one knee for him like nacho libre just to try to seduce him. and he'll look at you up and down knowing you're crazy about him. he loves to call a girl so beautiful because he's so handsome.😍😍you'll fantasize about cuddling with him and just being with Jesús a lot.😍you'll wanna party with him and go on the sky train with him and just do fun activities with him. you'll wanna kiss him and hug him and cuddle him and make you laugh and smile all day. you'll wanna sleep over with him and watch him play video games and hear him talk to you in his sexy spanish accent and just to be close with him. he's caring and sweet and one of a kind. he's a miracle like Jesus Christ who he's named after of course. he is special and he will be a spanish legend forever.😍😍😍🥰🥰😘😘😘😏😏😏🤴🏻

Jesús's Neighbour: Jesús is so fucking hot

HESÚS IS MY BABY FOREVER JESÚS IS MY FOKIN CINNAMON APPLE
Jesús's other neighbour: let's go knock on his door and ask him to chill with us and go to the park and buy a bottle
Jesus's neighbour: YES LET'S FUCKING GO AND BE PARTY ANIMALS AND HAVE FUN THAT'S ALL I WANNA DO IS BE WITH MY NEIGHBOURS😩😋☺️☺️💝💝💖💖

Jesús by IranianPrincess May 12, 2025

Jesus Cheater 

A publicly devout man or woman who uses their pious reputation to aid in cheating on their partners. Can be either using the excuse of church activities or "ministering" to folk as a cover for their trysts, or making ostentatious public displays of religious contrition to rehabilitate their image after being caught.

Sue: "Wow, Bob's really involved in the Church Choir."
Sam: "Involved with 3 separate women in the choir while his wife watches the kids at home is more like it - he's such a Jesus Cheater."

OR

Sally: "After much prayer, I know that God has forgiven me for my mistakes. I'll pray that he helps you open your heart to his will and find forgiveness as well."

Sally's Husband: "Don't try that Jesus Cheater shit on me! You've been fucking that douche Bob from choir - we're getting a divorce!"

Jesus Cheater by Mai Ainsel July 25, 2021

Jesus II 

Jesus version 2.0, the second coming.

Jesus II, THIS time, it's personal.

Jesus II by Sponge April 26, 2006

Jesus Gypsy 

When a person attends Sunday Church Service and passes off the Collection Plate without putting a cent on it thus receiving a sermon for free like a dirty Gypsy.

Reverend Sharpton was preaching up a storm as the Collection Plate was getting full with $20 bills. Ol' Otis just dished it off to the next person without even blinking twice. Everyone knows he's a Jesus Gypsy and won't drop a dime.

Jesus Gypsy by will bitten September 14, 2017