Jared has a little dick and is tall and he is very dumb and doesn't know what he is doing with his life
by namalada March 7, 2022
Get the Jaredmug. Most ticklish ginormous, and gargantious motherfuckers on this planet, in the solar system, in our galaxy, in our milkyway, and especially, on this side of the Mississippi. These existing figures that we call ears are the biggest most pergananant beings on the face of the same planet i breathe on
by Christophlak March 30, 2024
Get the Jared's Earsmug. He is a cute, smart, and sporty guy. He will end up breaking your heart by not talking to you anymore. He will just ask your friends for nudes and then when you ask them if they ever sent nudes, they say they have never and then when you look at the messages you want to confront them but you don't. It's like when he stops talking to you, right away your friend runs to him like bitch are you jealous or what like what are you jealous go get your own and leave us alone. Like you get jealous when were together and then it's like you trying to get me jealous by getting with him like go fuck yourself and let me live my own life.
Jared is a cute guy.
by rose_love131897236 August 4, 2019
Get the Jaredmug. by Sally0311 September 22, 2023
Get the Jaredmug. by If you reading this u a poes! October 31, 2020
Get the Jared Naickermug. A well built african american with significantly large genitals, so much so that it may be a burden for him.
by Jared1337 June 13, 2021
Get the Big Dick Jaredmug. A true fuck boy. Normally has a very big head, and a very petite penis. Not to be mistaken for "Jared" Jared VanVleet is a complete douchebag. Also very bad in bed.
by Dictionarywebster June 23, 2016
Get the jared vanvleetmug.