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Jared

I talked to the new kid Jared today he's such a SALLY
by emmac53 October 16, 2020
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Jared

Some fat kid that supports Real Madrid. Some how he is very athletic and is also caring. He’s also very hot.
Yo here comes Jared
by FaustoSpursFan7 January 18, 2020
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Jared

Everyone likes jArEd, jAreD is so facking cooll, not gay at all
by Blox Crunch July 21, 2020
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Jared

a dick who makes you do everything and is socially a 13 year old in a skinny asshole body
You finally broke up with Jared!
by yeudeudkdksksksk December 5, 2019
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Jared

Jared is a tanned sexy radgie man who loves cocaine so much it’s sometimes all he thinks about , his penis is the fattest and biggest in all the land but sometimes seems to be a problem when it comes to small girls … he always loves to shuffle and do stupid things that he doesn’t think about
Fuck sake what is jared doing ….”
by Sexy brunette girl November 23, 2021
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Jared

He is a cute, smart, and sporty guy. He will end up breaking your heart by not talking to you anymore. He will just ask your friends for nudes and then when you ask them if they ever sent nudes, they say they have never and then when you look at the messages you want to confront them but you don't. It's like when he stops talking to you, right away your friend runs to him like bitch are you jealous or what like what are you jealous go get your own and leave us alone. Like you get jealous when were together and then it's like you trying to get me jealous by getting with him like go fuck yourself and let me live my own life.
Jared is a cute guy.
by rose_love131897236 August 4, 2019
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Big Dick Jared

A well built african american with significantly large genitals, so much so that it may be a burden for him.
“Woah babe, your dick is just like big dick jared’s!”
by Jared1337 June 13, 2021
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