"Last night, Sally and I were fooling around and things got heated and she gave me an Italian Blow Job.
by Carver Twice April 28, 2011
Get the Italian Blow Job mug.When someone tries to fix a car by over-revving an engine for a long period of time. The idea is to burn whatever the problem is with your engine.
Also used by shady mechanics to rip people off when nothing is really wrong with the car.
Also used by shady mechanics to rip people off when nothing is really wrong with the car.
I got ripped off by the mexican repair shop. All they did was give my van an italian tune up and charge me 180$.
by Jorge Valdez August 20, 2007
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Little Italy neighborhoods in Staten Island. I don't know what that one racist cat is talking about. First of all, Italians aren't white at all. Most of us, especially Southern Italians, are dark-skinned. I am actually brown-skinned. We have been lynched (actually, we were the second most lynched group in the South, next to blacks), discriminated against, and shit on by WASPs and whiteboys every since we came to this country. My grandfather couldn't get into college because they had a quota for Italians, Jews, and Blacks. Italians have faced hardships and racism. Hell, you wont believe how many times I've been called "dago", "wop", or "goombah" in my life. So fuck you. Also, most of us are accepting of all different people of all different backgrounds. I got black, Irish, and Puerto Rican friends as well as Italian friends. Anyone who is a good person is alright with me.
"That asshole was badmouthing guineas in Staten Italy and Brooklyn. Fuck him and anyone who is racist against any group."
by Callmarcus November 15, 2007
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A woman who is half italian, and half persian. She is very hairy, very horny, and tend to be very fat, and lazy. They tend to have a very identifiable smell. Not very attractive features, but claims to be exotic. They also like to wear the color red a lot!! Almost all their dresses are red.
When taking pictures, they like to press their breasts against things and zoom in on them (i.e. the wall, things that are red, other breasts).
When they find a mate, it is normally a very scrawny and awkward looking guy. At any given time, all the guys she will ever go out with look like this. But she prefers flirting with other women.
Their diet consists of cake, breakfast burritos, more cake, and cake. They keep a slice of cake in their car for emergencies. Do not try to take away a cake from them! Also do not eat cake near them because they will eat it.
They are also the only known people who walk while sleeping. Not to be confused with sleep-walking. Due to their enormous laziness, while they are walking, they start to make a pillow out of the furry neck rolls they posses. They fall to sleep while while walking on these rolls, typically resulting in walking into trees.
There can only be one pers-italian within a givin radius... or else they would have to fight... possibly resulting in the winner eating the loser
A woman who is half italian, and half persian. She is very hairy, very horny, and tend to be very fat, and lazy. They tend to have a very identifiable smell. Not very attractive features, but claims to be exotic. They also like to wear the color red a lot!! Almost all their dresses are red.
When taking pictures, they like to press their breasts against things and zoom in on them (i.e. the wall, things that are red, other breasts).
When they find a mate, it is normally a very scrawny and awkward looking guy. At any given time, all the guys she will ever go out with look like this. But she prefers flirting with other women.
Their diet consists of cake, breakfast burritos, more cake, and cake. They keep a slice of cake in their car for emergencies. Do not try to take away a cake from them! Also do not eat cake near them because they will eat it.
They are also the only known people who walk while sleeping. Not to be confused with sleep-walking. Due to their enormous laziness, while they are walking, they start to make a pillow out of the furry neck rolls they posses. They fall to sleep while while walking on these rolls, typically resulting in walking into trees.
There can only be one pers-italian within a givin radius... or else they would have to fight... possibly resulting in the winner eating the loser
"want to see my pers-italian rack?"
"I'm sorry, its the pers-italian in me. I can't help it. Ha aha aha hahaha"
"Some pers-italian just walked into a tree again; when i tried to help her up, she tried to touch me c*ck"
Pers-italian: "What is this mess?"
Pers-italian roommate: "thats your mess"
Pers-italian: "well clean it up"
Driving instructor: "ok, please show me how your dash-board works"
Pers-italian: "Well here is the windsheild whipper, turn signals, radio, emergency lights, and emergency cake"
Driving instructor: "What was the last one"
Pers-italian: "Emergency cake see!....oh wait i ate it... does that mean i fail?"
"I'm sorry, its the pers-italian in me. I can't help it. Ha aha aha hahaha"
"Some pers-italian just walked into a tree again; when i tried to help her up, she tried to touch me c*ck"
Pers-italian: "What is this mess?"
Pers-italian roommate: "thats your mess"
Pers-italian: "well clean it up"
Driving instructor: "ok, please show me how your dash-board works"
Pers-italian: "Well here is the windsheild whipper, turn signals, radio, emergency lights, and emergency cake"
Driving instructor: "What was the last one"
Pers-italian: "Emergency cake see!....oh wait i ate it... does that mean i fail?"
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