Grampa Jawz

A sicking alter ego of a harmless college boy. Who says perverted things.

"Hey kiddies, did you know, bannanas make goos sopositories."

by Cookie October 16, 2003

grampus

a legendary tweeter

LOL! grampus!

by Helo Hellosian March 15, 2011

grumpy pumpkin

After performing ATM on someone, during which you've pulled out a plum, their teeth become fouled with said plum they become angry and sad and in a horrific grimace have a shocking resemblance to a jack-o-lantern.

My third grumpy pumpkin was with Angela. That bitch was already missing a tooth so it didn't take much to go full pumpkin.

by t-pyle March 25, 2009

mister grumpy gills

a boy who is naggy, sad, or mean. one who does not talk to his girlfriend when they are on the phone. likes to pout. used in the movie finding nemo!

ugh, zachary! stop being a mister grumpy gills! you big derk!

talk to me, mister grumpy gills!

by 90209zach! January 15, 2010

grimpsta

one who habitually or criminally pimps one's grandmother, and/or one who habitually or criminally pimps the elderly

I seen this little white grimpsta leave off drinking his pepto-bismizol and crack the bottle right in this wrinkly old ho's face over one 9/11 coupon ($20)

by dillettante October 12, 2006

Grumpus

1. A feeling one gets after smelling a foul and repulsive odor.
2. A description of something butt-nasty.

1. Man, I shouldn't have eaten that mexican fish, I am feeling pretty grumpus.
2. Finding a crap load of diarrhea in the stall, very grumpus.

by Hansel February 10, 2004

grumpkin

a mixture of a grundle grab and a knuckle butt fuck. it can be quite stimulating if used correctly

the wrestler used the grumpkin technique to score a reversal.
i blew my wad as soon as that filthy slut gave me a grumpkin.

by the cool breeze September 8, 2006