Golfsplanation

When a golfer hits a bad shot or a bad putt and then makes excuses for the result even though the rest of the group knows it’s because he/she is a shitty golfer.

Jimmy spends more time golfsplaining why he’s missed every putt he’s looked at than he does playing. He has a golfsplanation for everything.

by McFlyJones June 6, 2024

golfpro

Some retard named Chad at the Saginaw country club

Hey man don't act like a golfpro

by Bigwetvag June 14, 2024

Gloof

Having sexual intercourse in facial orifices and other holes that are not to be used.

"Stop Gloofing in my ear!"

by MuntMaster339 March 23, 2024

Gloffi-oh

Gloffi-Oh is a Maxis-made creature present in Spore. It is a quadrupedal herbivore aka dat nigga

“yeah Gloffi-oh stole my bitch again bro…gotta stop bringing him around the ladies”

“Gloffi-oh ain't no hitter, Gloffi-oh ain't this, Gloffi-oh a fake…STFU y’all know that nigga got caught with a ratchet. Shootin' at the police n shit. I'm not fuckin' playin' no more, know Gloffi-oh roll with Lil Reese and them..“

“Glo gang GBE 300 bang bang Sosa”

by Gloseph October 10, 2024

Glof

A singular hand warming garment

Daniel lost half of his pair of gloves, so now he only has one glof

by TastyWeasel317 February 7, 2025

GLOYFM

Acronym for Good Luck On Your Future Matches to be used in multiplayer game chats

GGWP y’all GLOYFM

by lslhlalnl April 22, 2025

Golf Daddy

A really hot and attractive older man of guidance, such as a counselor, who primarily dresses in attire commonly seen in father-aged men who play golf.

L: I want golf daddy so bad, he’s so hot.

M/P/E: NO!

by Verdiling January 26, 2026