front seat fracas

Self-contained road rage - the fight a couple has while driving, neither looking at the other, on a trip one of them really did not want to take.

She demanded to turn around and go home. He was determined to get to the guns and ammo exposition. It could only end in a massive front seat fracas.

by Monkey's Dad March 8, 2020

front butt

The appearance of butt cheeks on the front of the body created when a fat person tucks their belly into their shorts, and the vertical seam pinches it down the middle. Not to be mistaken for a gunt or fupa.

She quit volleyball, and now she's getting a major case of front butt.

by CoffeeHutch July 3, 2020

frollum

a demonic ship between frodo baggins and gollum from lord of the rings, created by lotr stan twitter

guy 1: do you think tolkien would’ve shipped frollum?
guy 2: go to therapy

by softarwens September 17, 2020

Front Dogging

Playing a cricket shot on the front foot, usually seen as disrespectful to the bowler as if the batsman were saying, "this ball is so shit it's no danger to me and I can just smash it down the ground, that's what I think of you fucking scum"

Monbulk CC took turns front dogging a tepid Seville bowling attack

by knln October 30, 2020

Front up

To act tough, or to pop out against someone.

He tried to front up online but backed down in person

by anonymous October 18, 2020

front pole

To steal someone else's joke. When you see someone leading into a joke and you barge in to steal a punchline.

Brian: Co-hosts should not be front poling each other.
Justin: I'm already at the bottom of the well and I'm trying to get something out and I get front poled from out of nowhere!

by SaucyNugs December 17, 2020

Frontal Cone

The Frontal Cone is a sexual position as to where the male stands over the women lying on the ground. He then ejaculates over the women in a cone like arc.

Did you hear what Andy did to his wife Nahz the other day? He gave her a frontal cone all over her/

by Daddyog555 April 11, 2021