federal1337

the god

girl: oh my its federal1337 hes gonna end us!

by maneater190 May 6, 2024

Fiber Optic Cable Core

A kind of shitposting where you play sad music in the background and record someone saying something and then you cutoff the last part where they say a noun and flash a picture of said object and have them repeat it in a pitched down version

This is my favorite computer. *Image of a computer*, computer *in a low pitch voice*.

Ahh the classic fiber optic cable core.

by Humorescence June 30, 2024

Fidel Castro

When a hot naked Cuban woman smokes a cigar in her pussy via queefing and puts a ridgeway cap on her bush, thus making her pubic area resemble the aforementioned dictator. At the same time, she gangbangs well-hung Russian guys, i.e. "acquiring missiles." Lastly, she leaves all the used condoms, i.e. scumbags, on a beach in Miami.

I tell you, she TOTALLY did the Fidel Castro. That cigar smelled like fuckn' tuna and vodka!

by PubeMafia11 June 30, 2024

fideles christian school

send help! 💗🤣🎀
we have a conspiracy theorist as a main representative for our school and piles of cat liter in the classes when we have floods. also mrs gregory has a dick unfortunately‼️🫵

fideles christian school has a multi-genitaled teacher.

by underwingtalkative February 11, 2024

Federico Chiesa

Professional footballer for Juventus. Also known as: Daddy Chiesa, Fede Chiesa, Chiesa, and Fede.
Original founder of the Spaghetti Mafia.
If your partner does NOT know Federico Chiesa, break up immediately.

Marco: Did you see the Federoco Chiesa goal today, Mel?

Mel: No, babe, I didn't. Who even is Federico Chiesa?

Marco: I want to break up!

by SekouMaraismydaddy March 7, 2024

Fidel

Fidel is a guy who usually wears a green jacket and some cargo pants. He like using lanyards and comes from Ghana. He doesn't do pinky promises and attracts a lot of girls. He is also very friendly.

Girl: Fidel! What are you doing tonight?

Fidel: Hanging out with my family!

Girls: He's so dreamy!

by confidential_thoughtss March 19, 2024

Fadersex

Sex that is so bad, so terrible, that you would just want to fade away.

A: Did you hear what happened the other day?
B: Yeah! I heard Peter had fadersex with Eliza
A: I’m pretty sure that’s why she broke up with him.

by Skibidi_Sigma_real April 18, 2024