Sekou Mara

The greatest French footballer to step foot on the pitch for the France national team and Southampton.

Liam: Did you see that Sekou Mara goal today?

Dennis: Yeah, that shit was a pure banger.

by SekouMaraismydaddy March 06, 2024

Federico Chiesa

Professional footballer for Juventus. Also known as: Daddy Chiesa, Fede Chiesa, Chiesa, and Fede.
Original founder of the Spaghetti Mafia.
If your partner does NOT know Federico Chiesa, break up immediately.

Marco: Did you see the Federoco Chiesa goal today, Mel?

Mel: No, babe, I didn't. Who even is Federico Chiesa?

Marco: I want to break up!

by SekouMaraismydaddy March 07, 2024

Shin Power

The greatest Ro-Wrestler coming out of a Hispanic background.
In recent instances, a flat nosed bitch named Jonathan Colt robbed him of an IWW Championship. Colt is also FAT as fuck behind the screen.

Guy 1: Did you see Shin Power lose to Leo Kash at HAVOC?
Guy 2: Dude, you're a fucking nerd.

by SekouMaraismydaddy May 31, 2024