feed the donkey

to finger-fuck a girl, aka give her a hand job, finger her, etc.

i pulled this well fit girl last night, and she let me feed the donkey

by b0Bz0r3llo February 10, 2005

JJ Faced

adj. - The end result of consuming too much alcohol. Often associated with being Pirate faced ie. texting with one eye open. usually accompanied by the loss of personal items (phone, wallet, dignity, respect of your peers etc.)

JJ - Man, last night was rough...
Draven - You got JJ faced didn't you?
JJ - Yeah... ended up urban camping at the SunTrust Springs
Draven - So your saying passed out by the fountain Down Town...
JJ - yep
Draven -.........Where was my invite?

by Urban_Camper September 23, 2010

Don’t Feed the Hand That Bites you

Don’t help someone who will try and harm or harass you.
Like being nice villagers in remote country who then attack you and as it suits them to receive aid and simultaneously fight you.

I told him Don’t Feed the Hand That Bites you as he was trying to to get on the good side of his upstairs neighbor that promptly dumped coffee on his laundry.

by fonty July 11, 2010

Feed

1) A drug-dealer's main source for drugs
2) Supplier

I don't know who dat nigga's feed is, but damn he's always got the coke fo so cheap!

by Moe Lesta May 18, 2007

feeder

brilliant rock band even with the death of john lee. anyone who calls them pop is a) a scally or b) a person with no taste in music.

wow man feeder r great, but i'm glad they moshed on that scally

by insitiona December 8, 2003

feces pieces

The candy you get out of the vending machines at the mall for a quarter where you turn the crank and a handful of loose candy falls out. Its name is such because the candy comes out covered in invisible fecal particles that were left behind by the hundreds of cretons who handled it previously without washing their hands after dropping a deuce.

Whatever you do, don't eat the feces pieces from those vending machines.

by jonnywords November 21, 2010

Feedbag

The Feedbag is an extended move to the initial "Muffler" move (Muffler being the act of stuffing a girls panties into her anus)

A Feedbag is the act of removing the Muffler from the girls anus, and placing the soiled garment over her face and around her ears.

"That chick didn't even so much ad twitch when I gave her a muffler, so I went ahead with the full on Feedbag"

by BBawesome August 26, 2011