Dutch Farmer's Tan

Engaging in a frisk session of anal fisting where you enter up to your elbow.

How was my trip to the Netherlands? Well let me put it this way – it was raining the entire time, but I still got a Dutch Farmer's Tan!

by sl3m4y March 29, 2010

The Hungry Farmer

During sexual intercoarse, the female is in the reverse jackhammer position facing away from her partner. The male then leans back slowly as if sitting in a chair and defecates in the females mouth.

"So i was jackhammering my girlfriend last night right, then we reversed and I pulled the hungry farmer."

by Ballsack McPeachy April 23, 2009

Farmers Tan

An alcoholic beverage consisting of whiskey and orange juice. Gets the name from the distinctive line by adding whiskey to the orange juice in the glass.

I didn't want to look like an alcoholic this morning by drinking a jack and coke so I ordered a Farmers Tan.

by JBuck December 2, 2013

tit farmer

someone who uses their breast to run a farm

john: how did you grow that so big?
hannah: used me tits
greg: you are a tit farmer

by Robin March 10, 2005

melon-farmer

A man who's into women with large breasts.

Damn your GF is hot! Yeah man I love her melons, that's why I'm a melon-farmer!

by Biggerslol August 30, 2010

farler

A lid used on plastic or paper beverage cups - the cheap throwaway ones like from fast food restaurants. Farlers usually have a perforation or hole of some sort for inserting a straw.

I knocked over the soda but it didn't spill much. Good thing the farler was on securely.

by Bob Jr. October 24, 2003

farmer jock

a rollerblader that does everything chris farmer does. does his tricks, wears the same type of clothing, listens to the music from his sections. all the while never actually admitting that he is obsessed.

You see that kid skating at that session last week? Man he was a farmer jock.

by Brandon Cook July 20, 2008