Slack Factor

The ratio of the number of employees in a firm, to the number of Slack channels used by the firm. The higher the Slack Factor, the higher the number of Slack channels per employee, and the lower the possibility of finding that one message you know you just read a minute ago that you needed to respond to.

I just saw a question from Larry, but our Slack Factor is so high, I don't even remember what channel it was in any more. I guess he's not getting an answer.

by Neuticle September 30, 2021

GAS factor

Give-a-shit factor low is comparable to 0 fucks being given, and/or a high happiness factor; inshallah.

My GAS factor is pegged at 1, guy. Good luck with that.

by Choco-T July 18, 2021

The BRISTOL factor

When you set a new “standard” on eating habits and weight, while believing they are good for you even though they aren’t. So you continue to eat the same way regardless of the negative damaging effects to ones self.

While visiting the doctors about my high blood pressure, cholesterol levels and weight, the doctor explained the road I was on would lead to death. But !! Also explained, The new Male standard for weight and eating habits, which he called The BRISTOL factor. So to celebrate, I took the family out for some high end Carbohydrates

by Greenteam04 July 20, 2021

Carcass Factor

The rating for how close your food resembles a carcass.

Chicken tenders are low in Carcass Factor where wings are higher, and a roasted bird is even higher.
Things like boiled crawfish and the whole pig with the apple in its mouth are the absolute highest in Carcass Factor.
"I can't eat it if it's lookin back at me."

by TheAmericanVerb September 3, 2021

slap factor

The overwhelming desire to engage in slapology. The level of desire to use slappyness to rectify another human's existence.

My slap factor raises exponentially when exposed to perky bitches.

by SlapFactorAllTheBitches October 12, 2022

Freak Factor

(Noun) A measure of additional attractiveness to another individual based upon the kinks that person holds.

Malcolm was having a hard time deciding which of his two crushes he was more attracted to. However, once considering the Freak Factor, he realized Arianna was the clear winner.

by _Xayne_ December 13, 2021

Nate factor

Its the concept of conflict between whether you should or shouldn't ask for help in the late stages of a task, when it typically should've already been done.

My Engineering is due in a week, should I implement the Nate factor or not?

by anonymous May 15, 2022