Definitions by TheAmericanVerb

Wound to spring 

When there is built up potential energy on the verge of becoming kinetic.

Don't mess with him today, he's "wound to spring".

Wound to spring by TheAmericanVerb June 12, 2022

Shinjury 

An injury to the shin.

She had a shinjury within 3 days of purchasing her new coffee table.

Shinjury by TheAmericanVerb January 25, 2022

Sassive-Agressive 

The act of using sass to compell action.

My mother was sassive-agressive when she asked if I was going to sit and play games all day.

Sassive-Agressive by TheAmericanVerb January 24, 2022

Carcass Factor 

The rating for how close your food resembles a carcass.

Chicken tenders are low in Carcass Factor where wings are higher, and a roasted bird is even higher.
Things like boiled crawfish and the whole pig with the apple in its mouth are the absolute highest in Carcass Factor.
"I can't eat it if it's lookin back at me."

Carcass Factor by TheAmericanVerb September 3, 2021