TheAmericanVerb's definitions

Wound to spring

When there is built up potential energy on the verge of becoming kinetic.

Don't mess with him today, he's "wound to spring".

by TheAmericanVerb June 12, 2022

Carcass Factor

The rating for how close your food resembles a carcass.

Chicken tenders are low in Carcass Factor where wings are higher, and a roasted bird is even higher.
Things like boiled crawfish and the whole pig with the apple in its mouth are the absolute highest in Carcass Factor.
"I can't eat it if it's lookin back at me."

by TheAmericanVerb September 3, 2021

Shinjury

An injury to the shin.

She had a shinjury within 3 days of purchasing her new coffee table.

by TheAmericanVerb January 25, 2022

Sassive-Agressive

The act of using sass to compell action.

My mother was sassive-agressive when she asked if I was going to sit and play games all day.

by TheAmericanVerb January 24, 2022