How Many South Americans Does It Take To Screw In A Lightbulb? 

A Brazillion.

"How many South Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A Brazillion. Get it?"

"No."

"Brazil is in South America, and sounds like it could become a number. A Brazillion."

"OH. I'M STUPID."

How Many South Americans Does It Take To Screw In A Lightbulb? by Iss Ya Boi Skinny Penis June 14, 2018

Does the Pope Pope In the woods? 

A question you ask when the answer is a blisteringly obvious yes.
Makes use of the word 'Pope' as both noun and verb.

"You want another beer?"
'Does the Pope Pope in the woods?!'
"uhhh"
'Gawdamnit, the Pope Popes everywhere, he's the fuckin' pope!'

Does the Pope Pope In the woods? by drjeco October 6, 2015

does what it says on the tin

A product or process that just does what it's required to do, often used for lacklustre things that are just about good enough for a job, but nothing special.

That phone is pretty simple, but it does what it says on the tin so it'll do for now.

does what it says on the tin by UKSnootyFox June 15, 2016

Doemance 

The female equivalent of a "bromance". A relationship between two straight female friends that spend so much time together and care about one another. Can be used to describe the close friendship between "besties" or "best friends". Derived from the word "doe", for female deer, to rhyme with the original word: romance.
Termed as such by a twenty-something female Florida resident after the 2016 election to promote companionship among and between females.

Female 1: "Did you see Ashley's snap earlier? She went out to brunch again with Brittany. They spend every second together!"
Female 2: "Yeah, I did see that on her story from earlier. The food looked great and it was a beautiful day. They have a strong doemance! We should go out to brunch this weekend!

Doemance by bellablonde February 1, 2017

does killer croc eat people

Yes. Yes he does.

Does killer croc eat people?
DOC: No, it's just an urban myth.
KILLER CROC: Yeah. Keep believing that doc.

does killer croc eat people by funnyboi82 May 4, 2018

doesche 

Noun: A more general and slightly derrogotory form of “douche” to be pronounced in a Godfather-esque tone.

“Fuggedabout it, that’s guy’s a fuckin’ doesche and I want my money!”

doesche by joslaposta March 8, 2018

Does a maggot rot?

Mishearing of the phrase, "Does it make it right?". Said with a heavy Australian accent sounds very close to, "Does a maggot rot?". The misinterpretation of the question is like a misheard song lyric also called a mondegreen.

Australian TV Host: Your daughter is only 8 years old, she is too young to be kickboxing. You must consider at that age she doesn't know the danger of what she is getting in to.

Australian Kick Boxer: Does Wally Lewis (professional rugby player) son play football? Does Bindi Irwin (daughter of Steve Irwin) play with crocodiles and snakes?

Australian TV Host: Yeah, but does it make it right?

Australian Kick Boxer: "Does a maggot rot?" I don't know. Does my daughter love her mom and dad? Yes she does.

Does a maggot rot? by Bl8ke August 1, 2018