by steveisak August 22, 2011
When a group of people take a 8.5 inch dildo around with them bar hopping and have deep throat competitions at various clubs and bars.
Johnzy: "Damn that night was epic! Can't believe we had the dildo parade last night!"
Kelly: " That Stripper thought she could beat Jesse but Jesse went ballz deep during the dildo parade!"
Kelly: " That Stripper thought she could beat Jesse but Jesse went ballz deep during the dildo parade!"
by Papa Smurf blue baller June 12, 2017
A dildo made from shit that has been frozen
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When a man takes a shit and freezes it, later uses it on his wife as a shit dildo. A Massachusetts can range up to 15 inches if you eat enough food and shit the right way for the massive dildo. A man can also combine 2 shits and freeze them together creating a massive 25 inch dildo to penetrate your wife deep... deep as i mean in and out past her g spot into her lungs oh yeah ! in and out in and out the lungs.
ect....
When a man takes a shit and freezes it, later uses it on his wife as a shit dildo. A Massachusetts can range up to 15 inches if you eat enough food and shit the right way for the massive dildo. A man can also combine 2 shits and freeze them together creating a massive 25 inch dildo to penetrate your wife deep... deep as i mean in and out past her g spot into her lungs oh yeah ! in and out in and out the lungs.
by Jack Queen Mcquan October 23, 2017
When a large defication is taken intact and then frozen. The frozen piece of doodoo is then used as a dildo on whatever sex hole is preferred.
The freezing process of the doodoo dildo is often strengthened by the toilet water or extra spritzing.
The freezing process of the doodoo dildo is often strengthened by the toilet water or extra spritzing.
I took the biggest crap the other day and wish I had a way to freeze it so I could have made it a doodoo dildo.
by s7l February 26, 2012
by Savethedrapes July 02, 2014
When it's raining so hard that it hurts to be outside, and it may as well be raining something hard and pointy, like dildos.
by Meridi October 02, 2012
The offensive term used to ridicule others of being faggots, douches, or dildo lovers, in the case of the term being used to describe a dildo lover the term is literal, but in other cases such as ridiculing a faggot (gay or not) or douche the term is generally used out of impulse.
Xavier: hay did you just see that Dildo Munch over there, what a faggot.
Thomas: if it wasn't for people like him i would be straight.
Thomas: if it wasn't for people like him i would be straight.
by Fluffy Daniels December 11, 2010