douch dick

A dick what needs to be douched!

See that over there that’s a douch dick!

by Brunt up April 22, 2018

Dope dick

An Italian who's body resembles a Grecian god, usually a Matt.

He's got that dope dick

by H-town queen January 21, 2018

dooble dick

A stage the penis goes into after it has ejaculated and returns to being soft again.

“Hey corin, i’m sorry your boyfriend got a dooble dick so quickly. Maybe next time his hard on can last a little longer.

by vchutton May 6, 2018

donkey dick

A type of summer sausage stuffed in a large red fiberous casing often eaten by redneck males at construction sites or while fishing. It can usually be purchased at gas stations. Tip-Top brand from Taylor, Texas is a prime example.

Hey Bubba, pass me some of that donkey dick and cheese.

by CommonClone June 24, 2018

Douchey Dick

A soapy penis; when soap is used instead of lube.

Bob: So how was the one night stand last night?

Paul: It was great. I hit her with the douchey dick while in the shower.

by Holy balls of fire August 23, 2018

Donkey dick

Donkey dick is a term used by certain folks in southeast Texas to name your favorite 32oz can of beer.

What a long day! I need a ice cold Donkey dick to get me started before I break into this 12 pack.

by thedupdownsouth October 21, 2018

Double Dick

When someone has a one night stand twice with the same person.

Jed - "What did you do last night?"
Matt - "I double dicked Stacy last night"

by Tom's Words October 30, 2018