Dumpster Date

Men Online dating in mostly Western World with entitled delusional women

I had a Dumpster date the other day.....

I got a dumpster date comin' up

by Tubeman777 December 21, 2020

christmas date

What a crackhead thinks a gay and a lesbian date is. (Because it would take a miracle.)

Crackhead walks up to a gay and a lesbian having a conversation. “Your Christmas date is going to be rad.”

by Self Checkoutsiders March 11, 2021

replay date

While learning to date better, a replay date is a plan used by men that consists of having exactly the same date (going to the same places and doing the same things), but with different women. This allows the man to better understand when he should make his moves, and when he shouldn't.

Bro 1: I keep going on all of these dates but they never go anywhere, I don't understand what I'm doing wrong.

Bro 2: Try having a replay date, dude, that'll help you figure it out.

by ChemistryEscalationCoachMattA March 11, 2021

todays date

You use this site to often and used it as a search engine without thinking about why a dictionary would Know the date.

Todays date is in a callender not website used by sarcastic incels like me to mess with people.

by French intesifies July 20, 2021

Date Night

A night at your neighbors house that involves Domino’s, deer jerkey and hurt feelings. All with the husbands showing extreme sportsmanship while demonstrating pure domination in the world of 42

Hey Jeremy! Wanna get the wives together for a date night so we can continue our win streak?!

by The actual JJ March 4, 2022

Date Shake

When one cums in anothers belly button and then sucks it out with a straw

Daril enjoyed his date shake with Kevin in the dirty south.

by Dateshakelover May 10, 2022

Friendship date

Noun: when two friends go on a date.

Hey sherry, let’s get Indian food, it will count as one of friendship date.

by Koopatroopa036 May 18, 2022