crotch mongler

a person who constanly grabs peoples crotches, especially when they least expect it

Jack: hey jerry whats up?
Jerry: get the fuck off my crotch you crotch mongler

by Joe Fuji June 17, 2007

crotchbroken

like heartbroken but when you suffer a loss of a sexual nature.

Dude, my fuckbuddy dumped me, I'm crotchbroken!!

by heywood12 August 3, 2007

crotch biter

1) someone/something that bites crotch
2) an insult such as cock sucker or asshole

"Dude, don't be such a crotch biter!"

by DAWS-C December 17, 2007

Crotch Lobsters

Also known as Crabs, The Itch, Anybody Got A Razor?

Fuckin Tijuana!!! I got Crotch Lobsters!!!

by cocknockers January 24, 2009

Crotchlet

Chocolate that has landed on or very close to somebody's crotch, leaving them the only one able to eat it.

Paul: "Hey, have some chocolate!" *Throws chocolate*
Steve: "No, I don't want any."
Paul: "You have to it it now, it's your crotchlet!"

by AeonSummoner April 1, 2009

Crotch Camping

When a male is in deep sleep facing upwards and has a full erection.

Joe: "Damn, Mike. Looks like Johnny is crotch camping again"

Mike: "Alright let me go get some horseshoes"

by Sweetard April 10, 2009

Crotchdusting

When a man sits on a woman's vagina and farts.

Ann wasn't fond of Rick's attempt at crotchdusting her, but that didn't stop her from trying to queef on his cock.

by Cracker Mcgee October 11, 2009