jesus on a cracker

Funny phrase which indicates you are surprised.

"Our math final is tomorow" "JESUS ON A CRACKER!"

by John December 15, 2004

Basement Cracker

Similar to porch monkey but for white people. It's when white kids sit around in their mom's basement all day and play videogames and smoke weed.

Harold plays Halo 2 while high all day and doesn't see day light because he's a basement cracker.

by Tyler Spillane August 23, 2006

coal cracker

a person from pennsylvaina in schuylkill county and some of northunberland county. People often call this place the coal region. they say words like yo bott yo-bot and derthere. this is where ungerage drinkin started. every one here is very tough esp. the girls are very tough.

yo der bott you aint a coal craker get out of here!
i'm a coal cracker bitch.

by x3bethanyx3 November 23, 2007

cracker jap

One who is half caucasion and half Japanese.
Term originated several years ago in Illinois as an improvement on the term "jillbilly" in reference to a school friend of Miss Nicole.

Ah! Cracker Jap felt me up!

by miss grace December 2, 2004

white cracker

a Caucasian that is a dry salty motherfucker, just like a saltine cracker

"Yeah man, Herbert was being a white cracker."

by btsmom November 1, 2017

Mud cracker

When a white person acts or wants to be a different race

Tom is such a mud cracker when he acts black

by Matts a mud cracker November 28, 2016

Cracker Barrel

A better way to say you want to kill yourself

I’m going to Cracker Barrel when I get home

by Hobbybiggins May 11, 2018