Vanilla cookie

A person who is plain in bed And doesn't have a kink.

Karen only does missionary, she's a vanilla cookie.

by Sillykitty95 January 12, 2017

Wisdom cookie

The opposite of a fortune cookie, instead of telling you your fortune, it offers a bit of philosophical wisdom. Usually, it's a heavy disappointment.

A wisdom cookie would say: "You have a zest for the finer things in life," as opposed to "You will have full contentment by summer's end".

by This hour has 42 minutes June 02, 2009

shookie cookie

A word for someone who gets gets shaken a lot but also is is soft like a cookie

Omg Ellie is such a shookie cookie

by Shookenchild January 16, 2017

A Hairy Cookie

Pour chocolate sauce on her nether regions while she has a carpet (preferably shag) and then go to town on her with your mouth

"Dude I totally did a hairy cookie with my girlfriend last night. Im still finding hair in my teeth"

by Ccb1362 September 29, 2013

soggy cookie

an alleged game played by young men where the participants stand in a circle and masturbate and ejaculate on the cookie and the last one to ejaculate has to eat it

Why would anyone with a sense of dignity play soggy cookie?

by The Return of Light Joker May 06, 2008

death cookie

A big ass chunk of hard snow, which you must avoid or jib off when snowboarding.

"Theres heaps of death cookies on that run"

by Ben Sinclair October 31, 2003

Cookies and cream

Masturbation while pooping; often onto a person.

I was thinking about Alexis while I was pooping.
So you jacked off on the toilet?
That bowl was loaded with cookies and cream.

by 3-BAG November 10, 2008