computer potato

A computer potato is one who downloads media through file sharing networks such as bit-torrent and spends much of their time watching shows obtained. The type of media could range from movies to anime to japanese drama episodes.

Dude, that guy stays in his room and watches shows on his computer all day long. He's such a computer potato!

by francilloscope September 7, 2005

compusa

(n.) someone AND anyone who eats 'compota' (Gerber baby food) out of dirty vaginas

Special Note: Derived from CompUSA, it sounds really offensive in Cuban Spanish. And basically everything in Cuban slang sounds offensive.

Fulanito X: "Meng, I love me some compota."

Fulanita Y: "I bet you like dirty vaginas, too."

Fulanito X: "Ey, meng, punami is pumani."

Fulanita Y: "Wow, you're such a compusa."

Fulanita Z: "Hey! My vagina is clean!"

by Estoy de madre! June 12, 2009

computational purgatory

A problem whose computational complexity lies in the line between computational efficiency and computational intractability.

The set of np-complete problems are the primordial computational purgatory.

by davidfutexas August 6, 2010

Computard

n.- a person who can barely turn the computer on, and rejoices in the fact that he/she can check their email properly, but thinks a website will do what they want by using the up/down arrows incessantly.

Mom couldn't figure out how to print the menu. She's a computard.

by Ernie Lou August 15, 2011

Computeritous

A disease discovered by Darren Walsh where his subject Lee Nolan couldn’t stop playing computer games. He named it computeritous.

Lee Nolan and his Playstation. Lee has gone through 12 Playstations an 9 Playstation2. One set on fire after 67 hours play.

by Dr Vonbarren February 20, 2003

computerphobic

A computerphobic is a person below a stonager on the computer competence rating scale. They are mortified that they might push the wrong "button" and blow a smoke ring.

My brother is a total computerphobic. He thinks that if you go on the internet, you become deluged with a boatload of spamporn.

by Jim Inman August 19, 2006

compubation

conjunction of computer and probation. when someone is grounded or restricted from using the computer

Dude 1: hey dude, can i use your computer?
Dude 2: no im on compubation

Dude 1: go on your computer later tonight. i want to talk to you
Dude 2: sorry man, i can't. my dad put me on compubation

by alfreedink March 12, 2008