Cleveland Browns

An insignificant team from the insignificant town of Cleveland, Ohio whose only tradition is losing. The fans think they are rivals with the Bengals and the Steelers. But their team is so god-awful that nobody even cares about them. Cincy is concerned with Pittsburgh, and Pittsburgh is concerned with Baltimore. What's a rivalry when you know who's going to lose? HINT: Cleveland

Browns Fan: "I love my Cleveland Browns, and I can't wait for the Steeler's game. I hate them!!!"

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Steelers Fan: "Haha, that's cute. When do we play the Ravens?"

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Browns Fan: "I hate the Bungles, lets go Browns."

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BengalsFan: "Fuck Shittsburgh!! Wait did you say something?"

by browns who? September 28, 2013

Cleveland hot waffle

The act of shitting on a women’s chest and then smacking the pile of shit with a tennis racket

The bitch got out of control, so I gave her a good ‘ol Cleveland hot waffle to shut her up

by Funnygirlincanada March 31, 2019

Cleaveland Steamroller

The act of shitting on your partners chest, covering it with seran wrap, sitting on it smearing it all over his/her body without getting it on yourself.

Jon: Hey, whats a cleaveland steamroller?
Lyndon: Oh, about thirty bucks down town.

by Jamie Chennells October 30, 2008

Clever Ruse

A reason to damn someone.

Person 1: They've breached our defenses!
Person 2: Damn them and their clever ruse!

by Bitch House January 24, 2009

Ceven

n. (pronounced "kevin") An alcoholic beverage consisting of Captain Morgans and Seven up. Also known as a Captain and seven, shortening it to just a Ceven.

I would love a Ceven right now, theyre so delicious.

by noyce December 7, 2006

Cleveland Streamer

The process of shitting liquids onto your partner's chest and then proceeding to perform sexual intercourse with their chest.

"I heard Lindsay Lohan got a Cleveland Streamer from Arnold Schwarzenegger."

by VaginaSpiders August 8, 2014

Inverted Cleveland Steamer

1) Taking a dump on someone's back.
2) Releasing dung on to someone's chest while being suspended in the air upside down.

Ralphy O'Higgins proceeded to deliver an inverted cleveland steamer on Ling Ling after hours of passionate butt sex.

by Don Everest April 6, 2005