clonetard

someone who changes aspects of their life to impress another

God bryan's such a clonetard, the way he follows phil around and all

by Johnny February 24, 2005

chocolate cone

Fucking a someone in the ass you then take your dick out that has shit on it and have your partner suck you off. If you cum it's a chocolate cone with vanilla

I gave the skanky whore a chocolate cone.

by Fuckwad October 7, 2006

Traffic cone

When you walk in on your wife having an affair. You immediately challenge the man to a penis duel. The loser gets a reach around while the winner performs a donkey punch.

Nice we totally traffic coned my wife last night

by (>)`-`(>) June 23, 2008

Chone

A cheese scone. It's a buscuit-like bread with cheese- typically found in bakeries.

"Hello, can I please get 3 cheese scones and a coffee?"
"You mean 3 chones?"
"Oh, ya. Sorry"

by dahbadassgangsta February 24, 2015

Chone Chone

When Mike can't play tennis because he needs to get some from his lady.

Hey guys, can't play tennis tonight. Need to give the wife some chone chone.

by Supercoolguy99 March 23, 2021

Choner

A small, fat penis when an erection is occured by sexual-intercourse or the sight of a very hot girl.

"Whoa! That girl just gave me a choner."

by Its luna July 29, 2009

cone

To have sex with someone.

Used as a secretive verb amongst men in the Manchester area (UK). The word 'cone' originated for men wishing to brag in public amongst friends about who/how many people they have 'coned', without females knowing what they are talking about.

Additionally 'cone' can be used as a noun, as a naming word for the subject of a person the man wishes to have sex with, or 'cone'.

The word 'cone' should be used with other indirect words to create an encoded sentence, understandable only to those familiar to those familiar with the word.

I stole the Norwegians cone (you slept with the Norwegian girl)

If i had that cone, i'd be thrilled (encoded desire to have sex with a particular person)

It was the best cone Ive stolen yet (your best shag)

I spoke to my cone on the phone (speaking to the person you have had sex with on the phone)

That cone looks good in orange (a reference to an attractive ginger)

I wouldnt want that cone, it looks really heavy

That cone seems a bit dirty and old (a reference to a non MILF)

Hmm, see that cone over there? Its far too plastic for me, I like my cones made naturally (a reference to fake breasts)

by Manc-coner October 12, 2009