sofa cuddle struggle

The situation of being so drunk a person spins out and lands on a sofa, gripping it for dear life untill they either puke or ride it out.

Look at Briony, that last drink got her on the sofa cuddle struggle....better have a bucket ready.....

by RyRy Bloke June 25, 2021

TC Candler

An organisation that ranks the 100 most beautiful/handsome faces in the world

TC Candler should've put you on the list

by blue waffles May 31, 2021

Nicky Cadden

Beat footballer in the entire universe

Nicky Cadden is the goat

by Koupelna_ August 2, 2021

Mouth Cuddle

To take your loved ones penis and cuddle it with your mouth in an act of felatio

"Come here Adam, I'm giving you a mouth cuddle for your birthday"

by Defo not cliff December 20, 2021

Head cuddle

When someone rubs their head against someone else's in an affectionate way

Simba head cuddles with Nala

by Marshmallowdeer February 25, 2022

Pussy Cuddle

When you hug a woman's torso and she smothers you with her vagina after a hard day.

Angee had a hard day at work as a periodontal anesthesia assistant, and when she came home she demanded a pussy cuddle from her boyfriend Blake. Blake was more than willing oblige.

by Vaimaster7 May 18, 2022

Greasy Candle

Greasy Candle (verb) To insert a lit candle/lighter into a gaped anus, with the intent of getting as deep as possible without the flame going out.

"My boyfriend gave me a greasy candle last night, it still burns when I sit down."

by Savu March 16, 2023