Cheese Lord 

A member of a Washington, DC a capella singing group, The Suspicious Cheese Lords. The name comes from a willful mistranslation of the Tallis motet, Suscipe Quaeso Domine.

Who knows from Ludwig Senfl? Ask a Cheese Lord.

Cheese Lord by SenorBongo January 19, 2005

cheese muffin 

bunching your 'package' up, and rubbing it on someone.

Amy: oh my god man, beau totally just cheese muffin'd tim!
Kyra: yeah haha, i totally saw that.

cheese muffin by AMEEEEEEEH September 15, 2009

cheese whore 

one whose favorite snack is cheese and would do anything for a cube of cheddar

Celeste is on her fifth string cheese. She is such a cheese whore.

cheese whore by PixieVixen April 9, 2009

cheese ball 

(adj): 1a. dumb, moronic, or stupid. 1b. funny

(n): 2a. a dork or moron. 2b. a tool

1a. "That new MTV show is frickin' cheese ball."

2b. "That Lou, lol, what a cheese ball."

cheese ball by GJB July 30, 2008

Cheese Whack 

Cheese whacking is something that only can be by men who are well endowed. It entails removing one's penis and smacking it on a solid surface - normally a table. A really good cheese whack will not only make a half decent noise it will also leave a knobcheese stain on the surface in question.

Cheese whacking can have several meanings. Normally it means "look at my cock, isn't it big". However, it can also take the form of abusing an inanimate object, such as a computer.

Tom got really angry with the server, so he cheese whacked it.

Cheese Whack by Lord Football April 4, 2005

Cheese on Totes! 

When someone asks if you'd like cheese on toast and you really want to say yes.

Bad mother: Hey kids for dinner you can either get yelled at by your step-dad or you can have cheese on toast?

Kids: Cheese on Totes!

Cheese on Totes! by towsh.net August 14, 2011

Cheese Pipes

Bicep muscles of a Wisconsinite.

The old cheese pipes got a good workout today lifting all those tallboys.

Cheese Pipes by Tina G. May 8, 2018