A large cock. This phrase was popularized by the Sean Paul song of the same name featuring Wayne Marshall. Yardi refers to locals, or sometimes jail-cell pals (as in "jail yard"). Double entendre here since yardie also can mean one yard long, i.e. a 36-inch monster boner.
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Example: You never graduated college but you bull shitted people into thinking you did and you somehow bull shit them into asking you to speak at a Commencement ceremony for a large and well-respected university.
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Get the Barnes'n mug.A Birney is a very quiet person who likes to use words such as ya, idk, ok, sure, maybe, and sorry. He likes to lax it up with his friends in his free time and enjoys dressing in superb style for the ladies with always fresh nike outfits. He likes to tell jokes with his friends and be the center of attention but when he is around people he is not comfortable with he is the most shy kid there is. A birney usually has a large package but is to scared to show people. A birney loves to party hard on weekends and throw wild parties.
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Get the Birney mug.“A somewhat forced, darty laugh accentuated for reasons unknown with a throaty sound resembling the sound of someone choking on a chicken bone.”
"Man they was dyin'! It was so damn funny. Chris was laughin' so much he broke all up into the Chicken Bone Laugh!"
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Get the Chicken Bone Laugh mug.When you cut open the side of a girl's stomach, shove your cock in there and start rubbing your genitals against her kidneys.
Jake: How was that bitch you picked up last night.
Nicholas: I gave a her a nice testicle t-bone and ejaculated inside of her kidneys.
Jake: Nice.
Nicholas: I gave a her a nice testicle t-bone and ejaculated inside of her kidneys.
Jake: Nice.
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Get the Testicle T-bone mug.A small-town, provincial putz of a policeman. The name represents "Barney Fife", the bumbling, inept deputy sherfiff from the "Andy Griffith Show." The typical small-town Barney is a doughnut-chomping fat bastard whose only purpose is to write as many speeding tickets and seat belt "safety" violations to out-of-town licence plated cars as humanly possible. This daily pattern continues until the barney has padded his resume sufficiently to move on to a real job far from the provincial putzville which was his first job for a couple of years. The outrageous pattern of excessive ticket-writing also works in the favor of the inbred, corrupt, fuck-headed town officials who reap an obscene profit from the fine largesse. This, in turn, self justifies the continuance of the salary for the Barney. This pattern is particularly effective in towns which are so ridiculously quiet and small that an actual "law enforcement officer" has no substantive reason to be on the public payroll. The next time you are pulled over in some backward Hooterville for driving 4 MPH over the posted limit, remember where your fine money is going.
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