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Benjamin

Benjamin is usually a tall, but small guy. He sometimes has brown hair, but other times he has blonde, black, or gray hair. He might be the most talented guy in the ‘sports’ team, but he isn’t very athletic and is considered pretty bad by most. So bad in fact, he is actually bad at sports. A Benjamin doesn’t like food, but he eats a lot. He doesn’t like music very much, but really likes to listen to it daily. He runs track, but he can’t run. Benjamin’s are pretty cool, but sometimes not. I don’t really know. Benjamin’s are usually British, but sometimes American.
Queen of England: “Jolly, is that a Benjamin?”

Prince of Wales: “No, it’s just a lamppost my Queen.”
by GuntherHafabathn November 23, 2021
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Benjamin Kleist

The World's cutest, prettiest, most handsome, most gorgeous, most amazing, most beautiful, most extraordinary guy ever.
person 1: "Benjamin"
person 2: "who?"
person 1: "Benjamin Kleist"
person 2: "oohhhh, the most amazing giy on the planet."
by Maiiyo December 9, 2021
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Benjamin Daniel

Meaning handsom and cool and pretty
You are really Benjamin Daniel looking right now!
by monogat77jk April 13, 2023
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Micaela Benjamin

She is a girl you could never get of your mind…falling in love with her could be a sin, but hurting her scares deeper then any wound. She has the most loving, kind, and caring personality. You could hurt her but she will never walk away from you. She is also the type of girl you don’t want to make jealous because boy oh boy would she kill that son of a Bish
by Abigail Govender November 23, 2021
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Bradley Benjamin

Pretty much the coolest teacher to ever exist.
The penguin pooped on Bradley Benjamin’s leg, so he kicked it, and it died.
by Kmaoioare April 2, 2019
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Benjamin Carter

A:"I forgot to "call" Benjamin Carter today"
B:"we can go "talk" to him at lunch"
by Beepigcowmooo May 17, 2021
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Benjamin

Benjamin is name for a black ass nigga with a small dick.
Oh no there's benjamin
he smells like shit
by big ass nig May 5, 2024
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