Its really pretty simple actually. First you must defacate in the mouth of your partner. They should then smear it all over their face making it look brown and bumpy like a cliffside. Next, proceed to ejaculate in and around their mouth. As they continue to hold their mouth open like a cave opening, the jizz will give it the stalactites to hang from the ceiling.
by hillbilly t March 10, 2009
A very Overrated song by Avenged Sevenfold. Mostly made popular by the music video that the band put out.
by QX March 29, 2006
It's when a girl is lying face up and a guy puts his dick in her mouth. The girl has to wear sunglasses so that the guy's balls don't poke her eyes.
by thegreatbostonian January 25, 2009
by Asanj3 July 24, 2008
When a female has not had intercourse in quite some time, you refer to her as having “bats in her belfry”.
by Ohiokla June 05, 2019
When a man and a woman are having sexual relations in the missionary position, and the man fits his entire scrotum into the woman's vagina, and then slapping his penis onto the top of the woman's pubic area while mimicing the sound of a large bell.
by Babyballs October 06, 2006
During anal sex, the penis is removed quickly from the anal cavity creating a vacuum in which tearing is involved, leaving the victim in a pool of his/her own blood.
"Dayum! Brian is on the ground AGAIN in a pool of his own blood."
"Uh-oh. Looks like someone gave him a shaved bat."
"Uh-oh. Looks like someone gave him a shaved bat."
by brian married a man February 12, 2008