bastoard

Variant of bastard used bu those who do not like to offend.

You are nothing but a fat bastoard.

by Anonymous July 15, 2003

Bastard Variable

A variable that usually created on accident without knowing that it was created until it comes back and becomes completely out of your control. Like a bastard child.

Nick didn't realize that punching that llama would become a bastard variable and come back on him in a major way.

by .XV!::: March 30, 2009

Bastardist

bastards who are more of a bastard than what they are calling you a bastard

"youre a bastard"
"your bastardist"

by johnno9555 June 21, 2009

bastardocracy

a form of government run by bastards

sir, are you sure you wish to nuke that nation? they are in fact a bastardocracy

by fuzzles2.0 May 18, 2010

bastardarization

1. A common misspelling of bastardization.
2. Setting a new standard in being a bastard.

1. That night, they were invited to dine with Piop'l—that's what they called themselves, and the anthropologists thought that this was a bastardarization of the English world, "people." They ate well, meat, leaves, tubers, and some thick fleshy flowers that tasted very sweet.

(From: www.fanfiction.net/s/2097857/5/Finding_Memory)

2. Your bastardarization of ringing on a doorbell and running away prank involves leaving a flaming bag of shit on the front door while filming the victim trying to put it away and then proceed to quickly upload the video to youtube.

by manigordo December 4, 2010

bashtag

When the string of hash tags following the post is actually longer than the post itself, it needs to be 'bashtagged'. Also, when an abuser produces a string of 'hashtags' so long that they are almost impossible to read without cracking up because each 'hashtag' is stupider than the next, 'bashtagging' is called for. Frankly, there are so many egregious and capricious use of 'hashtags' in this day and age, you'll find yourself wanting to 'bashtag' more and more. That is fine because 'bashtagging' is simple, fun, and has several uses. While still an intellectual activity, 'bashtagging' points out the more obvious details in a picture or in any way insults the original string of 'hashtags' making it infinitely more hilarious. It's like legal spray painting.

"Look at how many hashtags this div put after his post...there's like 26. Don't they have anything else to do?"

"Well it looks to me like they missed a couple of things; down for a little bashtagging?"

by philadelphiadiplomat August 5, 2014

bastardly assholish

A particularly fucked up thing to do to a person.

Beau, that was bastardly assholish of you to kick Kris in the balls like that!

by didgrairoosta September 27, 2015