The Army You Have

The army you go to war with, not the Army you might want or wish to have. Justification for not adequately supplying your troops.

"You go to war with the Army you have, not the Army you might want or wish to have."
-Donald Rumsfeld Dec. 8 2004

by Tom Anderson December 10, 2004

swiss army vagina

the ability to use your hand for masturbation. You can mold your hand into any shape of vagina in which you please. Experts have the ability to use both hands and form a tight, makeshift vagina/asshole.

I was bored in the parking lot so I pulled out my swiss army vagina and ended up creaming all over the steering wheel.

by Gonz!!! May 08, 2009

The Green and White Army

The best set of supporters in the world. The group of fans that go to the Northern Ireland matches. Never stop singing even of they are losing and even get great results every once in a while (cough cough) Norn Iron 1- England 0...slap it up ye

WE EXIST

"the green and white army are in full voice this afternoon"

by Norn Iron till I die September 19, 2005

Swiss Army Knife

A phrase used to describe something as high quality and useful. It can also be used in exchange with the word best.

Our phone is the Swiss Army Knife of phones.

by Quzu June 25, 2011

swiss army knife

A red multi-purpose knife. There are many models, almost all of which contain one blade, a pair of scissors, and a can opener.

I took out my trusty Swiss Army Knife and cut open the package.

by sihfoagfndhmdfm October 08, 2006

Fastest Army On Youtube

greg. that’s it, no questions asked. don’t look it up tho. greg is really the fastest army in youtube

You know Danny Gonzalez
Yeah, doesn’t he have the fastest army on Youtube; greg

by ahahathatscrazy January 24, 2020

A Seven Nation Army

An interracial gangbang

I thought my wife was faithful, but A Seven Nation Army couldn't hold her back

by Eironikos January 28, 2018