Twat-Knocker

when your man is going down on you and once he looks up to watch you cum you punch him square in the face.

"Did you see Matt today ? his face is all busted; I bet his wife Twat-Knockered him"

by singletracklife June 10, 2016

twat whore

1. a slut
2. something to shout if you're pissed off

1. 'julie's a twat whore'
2. 'TWAT WHORE! that fucking hurt!

by proballa March 2, 2009

Twat stomp

It's like the hokey pokey, but with vaginas.

Wedding guest: can you play the twat stomp?

Wedding dj: sure, right after the chicken dance!

booty dance pussy

by Blarc July 11, 2016

Twat Knocker

someone who is incredibly annoying or is just terrible at doing simple things such as everyday tasks.

Guy 1 "How do I-"
Guy 2 "YOU JUST PUT IT IN THE MICROWAVE YOU TWAT KNOCKER!!!!"

by knockknockknock April 6, 2014

Twat Snot

Vaginal discharge

Your panties have twat snot all over them

by Hezra79 February 5, 2017

Twat Flop

- Regarding female arousal; a person who causes sex drive and arousal to diminish in an instant.
- A boner killer for women.

"So I was totally about to hook up with Mike last night, until he took his pants off. Total twat flop."

by vulgaroblivion March 6, 2015

Toxic Twat

The gold star of foul smelling, dirty and at times, disease riddled pussy.

Rachel is a whore. She sleeps around so watch out braaaaahhh. She got the toxic twat.

Despite the risk for toxic twat, I still frequent prostitutes.

I think I have a yeast infection or an STD. My pussy stanks like toxic twat today.

by Eaton Holgoode June 11, 2018