Flat Texas Theory

The theory in physics that the entire world is just one large Texas and that Texas is flat. The Flat Texas is propelled through space by jet thrusters fueled by propane and propane accessories. First published by the Arkansonian Flat "Motherfucking" Stanley
Those retards don't even believe in Flat Texas Theory
by Freedom Burrito August 23, 2019
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E-Flat Clarinet

The E-flat clarinet is a member of the clarinet family, smaller than the more common B♭ clarinet and pitched a perfect fourth higher. It is typically considered the sopranino or piccolo member of the clarinet family and is a transposing instrument in E♭ with a sounding pitch a minor third higher than written.

The E♭ clarinet is used in orchestras, concert bands, and marching bands, and plays a central role in clarinet choirs, carrying melodies that would be uncomfortably high for the B♭ clarinet. Solo repertoire is limited, but composers from Berlioz to Mahler have used it extensively as a solo instrument in orchestral contexts.

It is important that the E-Flat clarinetist play in tune, otherwise they canmake an otherwise beautiful sounding band sound bad.
Guy 1: Jesus, this band sounds terrible.
Guy 2: Well, it has an E-Flat Clarinet player.
Guy 1: Well, that explains it.
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Chris's flat tire

When your long hair gets tangled in the pubes of a Puerto Rican transsexuals prostitute while your semen leaks down your riding pants into your pedal locks
by Fatkid0220 December 23, 2020
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flat lay down

used in the car biz. for when a customer comes in and picks a vehicle and pays full asking price, and any extras!
Every customer Brian gets is a flat lay down!
by b rain t November 07, 2008
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Flat Soda

A girl with an attractive body, but an ugly face. She is usually used and abused for sexual pleasure by men, but never wifed. You just beat her pussy up and bounce.
Dude 1: Yo! Did you hit up that girl from last night?

Dude 2: Nah. Shes like flat soda. Ima just keep her around in case I get thirsty!
by The Bizzle 1978 March 17, 2014
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old man with a flat

an old man that can't get a hard on.
I used to could fuck all night but now I'm just an old man with a flat.
by Deep Blue 2012 August 21, 2009
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flat bubble butt

Butt that bubbles, plateaus, then rounds again towards the legs.
An old lady who has sat for too many years on her bubble butt and begins to flatten but yet still round forming a flat bubble butt.
by Downtoearthspace cadette April 12, 2017
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