Wet wipe 

A man uses his sweaty pants to wipe a women’s face.

“Can’t wait to get home and give her a wet wipe”
“Got a good wet wipe brewing today”

Wet wipe by Whosyafadder June 10, 2024

Oily wipe 

A wipe used to oil up your bitch in bed.

Him: "Let me whip out the "oily wipe"."
Her: "Hurry up, what are you waiting for?"

Oily wipe by KamilotV2 June 19, 2024

Baby wipe

A pre-moistened, pre-packaged tissue used to wipe up whatever leftover sperm does not get licked, slurped, swallowed or eaten during a gangbang or orgy.

The use of baby wipes in porn only rubs in for all the spilled spermies that they will never get to make a baby.

Baby wipe by bitchuck August 30, 2024

Dude wipe 

A not so masculine man attempting to be more masculine by participating (badly) in manly activities

He was shooting a bow & arrow! ..he doesn't do that! He's a dude wipe!

Dude wipe by Ron VaShon November 12, 2024

No Wipe Nation 

No Wipe Nation or NWN known to its followers is a coalition of like minded patriots that see no value in wiping and refuse to wipe. These no wipe loyalists have taken a stance against big toilet paper and the wasted time wiping. Forgoing wiping is the true alpha male status.

You think Elon has wiped since he started Tesla? Hell no he’s too busy changing the world and fathering children and being a follower of no wipe nation.

No Wipe Nation by Dr. NoWipe March 3, 2025

Mind wipe 

A phrase that you say to your friends before telling them something so unhinged that you would like them to pretend it was never said

Person 1: "Honestly, guys, mind wipe?"
Person 2 & 3 (in unison): "Of course!"
Person 1: "I recently pretended to be disabled so that I could get out of a sexual assault charge."

Mind wipe by Norman Pretzels July 9, 2025

Jerk wipe 

A term used to describe anyone youd call a "dickhead" or a "bozo".

Its literal definition is cum rag, or anything representing something a guy would wipe his cum in after doing his business.

Innocent person: "hey, hows your day goi-"
angry person: "Shut the fuck up you bitchass jerk wipe, i dont give a damn about your day!!!"

Jerk wipe by Other freaky mud lover July 17, 2025