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According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.

The truth that is spoken in the bee movie
Person 1: Tell me the truth already!
Person 2: Fine! Ahem... According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.
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Wine Shits

Extremely loose, wet stool that is induced by drinking too much wine of any variety. Wine Shits are known for their extremely rancid, stench and shit vapors bouquet. The remnant smell of Wine Shits is known to linger for extended periods of time and are most often encountered in office restrooms on Monday mornings after the office's resident wine connoisseurs have been on a weekend bender.
No one wanted to use the Men's restroom on Monday morning. Ron was well known for making his usual early morning arrival and sharing a wicked smelling case of the Wine Shits from his weekend wine bender.
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winter kiss 

a kiss is experienced while walking down a street and passing a open shop door emitting cool air conditioner air into the humid surroundings.
louise: why do we have to walk down this street?
william: because the winter kiss from that theatre is the business.
winter kiss by thoja721 September 26, 2010

Paul McCartney & Wings

Close enough to The Beatles. Great band, great music. Enough said.
You: Justin Timberlake?
Me: No.
You: Fall Out Boy?
Me: No.
You: Paul McCartney & Wings?
Me: Fuck yeah.

just wing it

To have no skill or natural ability in the task you are fixing to do but having the ability to make everyone around you think that you do also when giving speeches that you just made up
I had no idea what I wrote last night but I got an A. I must've winged it.

Forgot about that assignment. Oh well, I'll just wing it.
just wing it by xx.damask May 26, 2014

Windows 7 Whopper BK 

Layer upon layer upon layer upon layer upon layer upon layer upon layer of buzzkill. An utter tragedy before your very eyes, one which will have repercussions beyond your high time. A variant of the Whopper BK, which is bad enough in its own right.
So what are you all in for?

Well, we got high as balls, then thought it was a good idea to execute a fake kidnapping of a friend of ours. Everyone thought it was real and we ended up in a standoff with police.

Wow, that's a Whopper BK.

Actually a Windows 7 Whopper BK to be exact.
Windows 7 Whopper BK by Smollie October 26, 2009

Window 8 

Microsoft's Windows 7 with the infamous "Metro UI" added.

The correct name is with the singular form of "window", because Metro only has one window.

See: Useless
Windows 1. 1985: Multitasking, windows. Close/minimize/maximize buttons.

Windows 2 1988. re-sizable, movable windows.

Windows XP 2001: Pretty blue windows.

Windows Vista 2007: Transparent windows, flip-3d.

Window 8 metro 2012: No separate windows or any form of multitasking, no close button, no resizing. Can only do one thing at a time.