The Wallet Ender

"The Wallet Ender" is a term that is often used to describe a small village pub in Folkestone. It is supposedly an upper class pub however at times it is often over ridden with working class scumbags. The average pint is £3 so if you bring your wallet in there; it will soon be destroyed, hence the name.

Mate 1: You up for going out tonight mate?
Mate 2: Yeah definitely mate, where you thinking of going, I might pop down the Master Brewer for a few.
Mate 1: Fuck me! The Wallet Ender? I've just been paid I ain't going anywhere near there, jesus.
Mate 2: But they sell Hurlimann.

by Oh My Diddy February 29, 2008

sausage wallet

a slang term for vagina

Blaine is such a sausage wallet.

by 69lecates69 August 4, 2008

sausage wallet

describes a woman who is loose or gives sex freely... Also known as a whore, or slut. A woman who sleeps around with many men.

I really don't like that sausage wallet, she is nasty.

by ivanna kitty October 17, 2008

sausage wallet

the elizabethan word for "whore".

girl 1: i was in my leopard enclosure today, and my favourite leopard, lydia, was totally sexing 2 of my other leopards!
girl 2: my, oh my! what a sausage wallet!

by alice babes March 14, 2009

knob wallet

a ladies prick purse,
a place where the gentleman can make a deposit using his minge plow.

''christ its cold in the sea today, my cock will look like a cocktail sausage'' said dave to his sister whilst swimming. '' don't worry '' she replied ,'' you can pop it in my knob wallet later to warm it up''

by rupert- trumpington-cornflake March 1, 2009

key wallet

a small bag special for keys
it looks like a wallet but you can only put your keys inside

A) Have you seen my key wallet?
B) I'm not sure... what is a "key wallet" ?
A) It's like a wallet but a bit heavier because the keys are inside it
B) oh yeah... There it is

by Ugly Angel August 22, 2010

Beach Wale

A person who's second name is beach and has the body mass of a wale. Someone who should use the schools facilities to benefit them selfs i.e stop using the kitchen facilities and start using the MPH...

Student: Hey miss beach

Miss Beach: Can't you see I'm eating double chocolate super size me cake???

Student: but thats my birthday cake

Miss Beach: well its confiscated now (nom nom nom burpppsss)....

Student: Stupid Beach Wale

by Beach Wale Hater July 25, 2011