Rusty Washer

The act of pressing your lips up to a light brown anus. Then sucking a warm enima from your partners anus.

My wife was having trouble with her enima water defecation. So I gave her a rusty washer to get it all out. Yummy!

by Fattymicgee December 7, 2023

Eagle-Washed

Someone who originated from somewhere other than America and went there then became stereotypically American (guns cars wars etc)

Gabriel is Canadian but he’s the most American out of all of us he’s definitely Eagle-Washed

by Alexcraft518 March 8, 2024

Chronically Washed

Means to be performing terribly or at a decline in sports from different occurring times or eras in a career. Also applies to yips, but occurs chronically.

I’m telling you, I’m chronically washed, one year I do well, the next I’m awful.

I can never play consistently, it’s like I’m chronically washed.

by LV29 March 8, 2024

Obama washer

In 2009, higher efficiency standards for top-loading washing machines ruined the cleaning ability and time taken on a load of laundry. These new mandates were pushed by the Obama administration hence the name “Obama Washer”

How come our new washer is taking 2 hours to wash a load of laundry? Probably because it’s one of them damn Obama washers.

by Real0b0m@ March 10, 2024

B washed

A person who becomes washed (or bad) at a game by playing with someone named Brandon.

man I was doing so good but Brandon wanted to play and I got B washed

by Bruhmeme6969 May 4, 2024

panty washer

A Guy that lets a Woman Control Him and he has no Strength to be Dominant

Jake why did you not say no are you a Panty Washer

by Dev1922 May 11, 2024

Table Washer

Someone with special needs that receives minimal tasks to make them feel like they can contribute to society.

Wasn't she a table washer in high school?

by Kyleness6969 November 18, 2024