Hello, I am Under the Water

Hello, how are you? I am under the water. Please help me. I am drowning. UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

"Did you see that Indian?"
"Yea what did he say?"
"he said 'Hello, I am under the water.'"

by amogusdripotion May 22, 2021

dick water

(For males only, or individuals with wangs) Right after taking a shower, before drying off, run over to your intended victim, point, and shake your wang up and down. This results in water getting flung from your wang onto the victim.

Gross!! Pete just douced me in dick water!

by Norway August 30, 2005

turn wine into water

to try and turn a foul thing wholesome. hoping to turn a slut into a housewife. developed from the rare mindset that wine really sucks...

dude: i know she's slept with all the guys in this town but it IS small town plus she's really sorry and i think deep deep down she really wants to make this work

duder: youre the only dude i know that still thinks he can turn wine into water...smh

by ed the Word September 10, 2009

Piss Water

Light beer.

Carl- "Hey, Chuck, is there any high-life left?"

Chuck- "No, sorry just a six pack of piss water somebody left in the fridge"

Carl- "Oh. Yeah i'm defiantly not a fan of that piss water so called Nattie Light"

by The_Buddy December 31, 2009

water off a duck's back

An insult that rolls off you like water off a duck's back is one that is ignored.

Sometimes you need to let things roll off you like water off a ducks back.

I read some of your posts and, to be honest with you, it seems like you kind of go out of your way to invite a confrontation just so you can convince yourself that you have a leg to stand on.

So far I do not see your name being assigned as mod and I found your posts to be difficult to read as there is a lack of cohesion to your messages.

Secondly, if you do not want people spamming then you would be well advised to follow your own advice and stop making numerous off topic posts.

Look, I get a bit miffed too when people respond in the manner this "Hog" guy did but at the same time sometimes you just have to view people like him as you would an ill behaved 2 year old.

But..it would be to your benefit as well as others if you do not purposely invite confrontations like that. It is called a "set up" and is almost at the bottom of the ethics scale.

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Black Waltz #6™
Black Waltz #6 Apr 20, 2004



NOTE: Butt-waltz is still a faggot.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 20, 2004

Fiji Water

A great way to feel better after being accosted by a Friends of the Earth street preacher.

After being ranted at by that friends of the earth bloke for 15 mins i went straight into Waitrose and bought a bottle of Fiji Water, that is bottled and then flown around the world.

by ah89 August 30, 2009

Waterburn

burn caused by hitting water at high rates of speed leaving a uncanny red resemblance to that of sunburn

Amber suffered an extreme case of waterburn while attempting to wake board.

by Chris Dimsdale November 7, 2007