Edward Cullen, a vampire, from the Twilight Saga
by TwilightEdwardJacobLover December 9, 2008
Get the Vampire mug.Joey started calling himself Lord Thisangar and saying he was a vampire. I responded by crushing his windpipe and telling him that if he was really a vampire there's no way that could hurt him.
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It's when you're playing football and you noticed just before you get tackled in the nuts that you lost your jock strap... OR DID YOU!? No! the man that hides in your ass and comes out when you undress ate it.The only way to stop a jock strap vampire is to take a shit in your jock strap and eat it. Also do someone up the butt when they drop their soap and douche your anis. This will paralize him. to kill him you must rip your penis off and shoot him in the eye.
Todd: Man my nuts hurt like hell after that insane tackle.
John: You have nuts?
Todd: Not anymore after that Jock Strap Vampire ate my strap
John: You have nuts?
Todd: Not anymore after that Jock Strap Vampire ate my strap
by JockStrapVampire69 February 9, 2007
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Get the vampire teething mug.A rather insignificant character from a group of flash artist known as 'wordClock Crew/word' which was inspired by wordStrawberry Clock/word.
One of the few female members of the crew.
One of the few female members of the crew.
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Last night, Beth was really freaky and gave Zach a reverse vampire.
I heard a girl talking about how she gave a guy a reverse vampire when he wasn't expecting it and he vomited all over her.
I heard a girl talking about how she gave a guy a reverse vampire when he wasn't expecting it and he vomited all over her.
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