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Vampire

Pale, beautiful, immortal creature. Otherwise known as Edward Cullen.
by TwilightEdwardJacobLover December 9, 2008
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vampire

Something that doesn't exist.

If you say you're a vampire, you're just a fucking idiot.
Joey started calling himself Lord Thisangar and saying he was a vampire. I responded by crushing his windpipe and telling him that if he was really a vampire there's no way that could hurt him.
by Sam is a Dick October 6, 2007
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Jock Strap Vampire

It's when you're playing football and you noticed just before you get tackled in the nuts that you lost your jock strap... OR DID YOU!? No! the man that hides in your ass and comes out when you undress ate it.The only way to stop a jock strap vampire is to take a shit in your jock strap and eat it. Also do someone up the butt when they drop their soap and douche your anis. This will paralize him. to kill him you must rip your penis off and shoot him in the eye.
Todd: Man my nuts hurt like hell after that insane tackle.
John: You have nuts?
Todd: Not anymore after that Jock Strap Vampire ate my strap
by JockStrapVampire69 February 9, 2007
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vampire teething

the act of shoving your pointy teeth into a males tiny penis hole
yeah man i let my girlfriend vampire teething me
by tune68 January 12, 2011
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Vampire Clock

A rather insignificant character from a group of flash artist known as 'wordClock Crew/word' which was inspired by wordStrawberry Clock/word.
One of the few female members of the crew.
Vampire Clock's new movie was odd.
by VPC August 29, 2003
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vampire

A female with black hair, pale skin, and red lipstick.
My Latin teacher looks like a vampire.
by t m o n e y October 30, 2006
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reverse vampire

When a girl stands over a person and periods into his/her mouth, effectively adding blood to their throat.
Last night, Beth was really freaky and gave Zach a reverse vampire.

I heard a girl talking about how she gave a guy a reverse vampire when he wasn't expecting it and he vomited all over her.
by Parker1 March 31, 2008
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