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Vaginal Time Protocol (VTP) 

Communication protocol between the female anatomy that allows the sychronization of menstrual cycles when females are living in close proximity for extended periods of time.
Bob the polygamist has 5 wives who originally had different menstrual cycle dates. Upon moving into the same house, all womens cycles synced to begin on the same date. This phenomenon is accomplished via the Vaginal Time Protocol (VTP) in which all womens cycles sync to a similar date.
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Vaginal Air 

One whose personal aroma is notably Vagina
She fucks so much, She indeed maintains a permanant Vaginal Air

vagina tree 

the term vagina tree refers to the foul odored fruit produced by the ginko tree.
*gag* The vagina tree is dropping fruit.
vagina tree by offender of some March 19, 2011
1. A female dingus
2. Vagina fungus
1. Stop being such a vaginus.
2. Something smells. Are you growing vagingus?
Vagingus by Sully90 June 29, 2011

Vagina Hurl 

verb; The act of giving birth; Shoving a human out of your female happy hole/ Port hole of life. Vagina hurl.
i gave birth aka vagina hurled my child whos name is skrillex cory iero way clark.

Vaginacne 

When the vaginal area is surrounded by acne, making it unable to penetrate.
Nate: Oh yeah, Justine is so hot, I'd fuck her so hard.
Joe: No way dude, that vaginacne turns me off
Vaginacne by Rogerzz August 5, 2011

Vagina Legs 

When a woman's vagina lips sag so low that it looks like it has a little pair of legs.
She had plastic surgery to shorten her vagina legs to vagina lips.
Vagina Legs by Aztec0314 November 1, 2011