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unionville gurls

yeahh yeahh.. if u critizize us u-gurls 4 being whores or sluts,then u obviosly dont kno what the fuck u r talkn bout. yeah a lot of us cut,drink, have sex, but we also get great grades and actually have lifes. we work hard and play hard. so just bcuz all u haters o/there r jealous, doesn't mean u gota call us whores and shit. yeah we r hott, and dress 2 impress, so what..focus on ur own fuckn lifes!!
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unionville

ahh unionville pa.. the little town where everyone knows ur name but theres nothing to freaking do thats unionville for ya.... the football team sux because they are all rich snobs who roll up in the beamers or hummers that they got on their 16th birthday cause daddy and mommy are rich! so they are all just a bunch of imjured SOBS who cant play!!!!!!! WHY DONT THE GIRLS PLAY THEY MIGHT DO BETTER!!!!!!!!!

theres always some kind of drama hapining wherever u turn a corner
u no ur in unionville when ur not acepted cause u didnt buy the latest and greatest abercromie shirt and the ugly ugg boots
by sumone January 5, 2005
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unionville

hell yea were rich kids!! and just caz ur jealous of our money makes u think were all fuckin stupid. and good luck tryin to get into Penn State with ur 4.0 gpa... i'll slide in with my 2.5 and 50,000$
typical unionville rich kids (us):
my mom wont let me fly to paris is first class! shes so god fuckin mean.. i'll have to pay for it with my weekly 10k allowance
by rich white girl April 18, 2008
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Unionville Girls

so its really sad how everyone is fighting about unionville.

the fact is, unionville is full of labels and sterotypes.
and every student in the school tries to fit everyone else in to one.

98% of unionville is fake. and if you go there or don't go there, thats the truth.

drugs are everywhere. but whre are they not? people in this school are snobs. you can't have an intellegent conversation with 99% of the school.

unionville also is full of sluts and whores.
you walk down the hallway, and you see the following-
abercrombie.
uggs.
wiggers.
way too much skin.
preps, preps and more preps.
druggies.
and
too much hollister.

i'm from chicago. i'm one of the only people in unionville who knows what the outside world is like. its not at all like unionville. when your in unionville, other than the school, the most exciting thing is landhope.

its just a fricken gas station.

most of unionville is fake.
thats the truth.
by i'm katie. February 6, 2008
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Unionville

A small town composed of a hard working older generation that has gained lots of wealth, while the younger generation blows it on crack. The center of Unionville could easily be mistaken for a run down radioactive warehouse in the Ukraine. The town life is just as abnormal. Most of these town trolls come out at night while the rest of society goes to bed focusing on bigger priorities. While growing up in a native american environment the kids seem to have big egos that makes them think they are ghetto, instead of having to legitamitly hustle in a rougher town like Coattesville, Kennett or Upper Darby.

In this exotic hotspot you also have a rediculously long list of activities. Some of these activities include riding horses, lighting the crack-pipe, blowing up condoms like ballons and the town favorite, chase the niggers through the farmlands. Good ole' Unionville is a clear insight of what life was like during the 1700's.
T- Did we just time travel in your car
B- Nah its just grimey old unionville
by Paradedayquad20 April 12, 2011
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unionville girls

A school full of girls who are very ugly.
Wow dude all the girls at school look like Unionville Girls!
by impeach46 December 16, 2004
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Uncontrollable Boner Party

When you are in a classic "too many dicks" scenario, and it reaches critical mass. At this point, every male within 3 square miles will have an erection with which he must ejaculate on the nearest body from which emanates warmth.
I am never going back to Faber's again, there's too much potential for an uncontrollable boner party.
by Tobais Funke March 30, 2009
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