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Turtle

Pennywise's worst enemy
The turtles here hide penny!!!
by Kayleeisdeadinside January 22, 2019
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Turtle

They’re the best little dudes on the planet. People need to start loving my little bros more. Come give them hugs. BUT DONT CRUSH THEM. K thanks that’s my ted talks. Bye.
billy: look at that little turtle over there!!
Camryn: they’re honestly the best people need to start loving them more *rolls eyes**
by imma.salty.frenchfryyyy. April 25, 2019
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turtle neck jacket

person1: quick put on the turtle necks, the vsco people are approaching
person2: *puts on a turtle neck jacket
by aaaahhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!! January 8, 2020
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slimy turtle

when the boy is feeling up the girl while the girl's legs are wrapped around the boy's back and up his shirt at the same time
while i was feeling her up, we were in the slimy turtle position
by tommydizzleword November 3, 2008
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drippy turtle

After a man cums and the penis softens it shrinks like a frightened turtle into it's shell, thus causing the excess cum trapped in the penis to drip out.
Man, I hate cleaning up after a drippy turtle.
by Nedthan June 19, 2010
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Sneezing Turtlehead

The sneezing turlte head is when you have a turlte head, you sneeze making the poop shoot out of you ass landing on the floor.
I realized I didn't make it to the bathroom on time when I had a sneezing turtlehead.
by Jellis4u2 December 13, 2010
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Slow Turtle

A guy who is slow to or cannot get an erection before sex. Credit to Orlando...
Poor Kyle, its a shame that he is a slow turtle.
by xn1nt3nd0 March 3, 2011
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