Creepy-touch 

Any situation, where there is an a sense of extreme awkwardness (mostly from some form of physical contact), resulting in a state of situational euphoria.

Jane was in a club with some friends--John came from behind and creepy touched Jane. . . John and Jane fell in love and made many many babies. . . Thank goodness for creepy-touch!

Creepy-touch by Rain Frog May 18, 2009

Breno Touch

The name given to the touch of someone that gives you the chills. The touch will generally be in places like up the thigh, lower back, neck and it will give you shivers down your spine and make you feel very uncomfortable.

"That guy is so creepy, he totally just gave me the breno touch"

Breno Touch by MattAsh March 16, 2009

don't touch my junk 

When one passes through airport security - phrase to agent not to touch certain body parts!

When passing through airline security gate, before body scan: Don't touch my junk or I'll sue you.

don't touch my junk by GranbyGirl November 19, 2010

Reach Out And Touch Faith 

Women: "Your own personal Jesus" The desire to find one person, one woman to offer comfort, solace, and forgiveness for all that he is, has done, and represents in the world. A double entendre perhaps, but apropos in that the one woman,, "Faith", represents ones credentials to the world and that his very existence is valid as "faith" would have us believe that we are all worthy of being part of God's plan.

Lofty goals indeed.

From the song "Personal Jesus" by Depeche Mode.

"You've got to "Reach out and touch Faith"

"She's your personal Jesus"

Reach Out And Touch Faith by Hanover Fiste April 11, 2013

Pee-Pee Touch 

A game played between men that involves the backhanding of another mans genitals. The act of pee-pee touching must be done as a surprise, and when contact is made, one must exclaim "Pee-pee touch!" The first recorded playing of pee-pee touch was at the First Continental Congress in 1774.

Eric came into the living room, and to his surprise he was hit with the backhand of Mark. As Eric collapsed, Mark proclaimed "Pee-pee touch!"

Pee-Pee Touch by Gun Guy March 12, 2011

magic touch 

hand job

Aaron: Yo, dude, I was about to bang Sally last nigh, but her parents came home all of the sudden. What I do know now though is that she's got the magic touch.

Jake: So not even a blowjob, huh?

magic touch by gsizm January 25, 2010

The Kowalski Touch 

The polar opposite of the Midas where everything that is touched turns to shit, breaks, or is ruined.

The name Kowalski is dervived from Stanley Kowalski who is a fictional character in Tennessee Williams' play A Streetcar Named Desire.

Tom: We need to get rid of that guy, he's got the Kowalski Touch.

Mark: Yeah everything he works on breaks, regardless of how simple it is.

The Kowalski Touch by BustaNutz June 5, 2009