Toastephobia

Toast•e•phobia
(Noun) The Severe Phobia of toast. Some have a much more extreme case then others who just have a mild case. Simply the definition that describes someone who experiences utter terror whenever they come into contact with a single sliver of toast. Burnt toast is often more scary and triggering to those who fall victim to this phobia. Whenever a person with this phobia touches a piece of toast, the body part which came in contact with the toast, immediately turns into a slither of toast. People with this Illness need to stay away from toast at ALL costs.

Person 1: Why do both of your feet look like toasted slivers of bread??
Person 2: I TOLD YOU MY TOASTEPHOBIA WASN’T A JOKE... I woke up this morning like this after your mom massaged my feet with toast last night.

by peepeepoopooman:) July 12, 2020

toasted plum

The brown part of the anus.

Hey man, wanna eat my toasted plum? It’s not gay if we keep our socks on!

by ZionTheIcon July 13, 2020

toaster sunday

the national holiday signifying the rebirth and resurrection of toast cans that occurred on november 28th.

“omg it’s toaster sunday!”
“happy toaster sunday toast cans!”
“and on this day, god reserected toast cans and toaster sunday was born.”

by toast mads 2.0 July 3, 2021

toaster tub

Sudoku yourself

Toaster tub yourself

by The only pug July 16, 2021

toasted_lava_lampp

Toasted_lava_lampp is the best person to ever exist and speaks the truth.

Toasted_lava_lampp is the best tiktoker ever!

by Hashtagspeakingfromtheheart July 16, 2021

Toast

You can't cook it correctly it always looks like your brush after cleaning your car.

carl wheezer: Dude your cooking is absolute TOAST!
jimmy big brain: thanks!
carl wheezer: it's supposed to be an insult.
jimmy big brain: awww :(

by bigcarlwheezercheese69420 November 11, 2021

Toaster People

The type of person you look at and just know they will try to stick a fork in their toaster

That department is made up of toaster people.

by Daisy2008 April 6, 2022