Buffalo tits

A woman with breasts so large that if she were to crawl on her hands and knees, they would drag the ground.

"Dude, she has buffalo tits!"

by Atl311man June 29, 2014

bitch tits on ice

A fat guy in Alaska, Antartica, or any place really fucking cold

Hey Joe, I met this bitch tits on ice in Greenland, I think he's santa.

by Scarmigliodon February 19, 2015

Hammer Tits

Tits that are so big they feel like a hammer when rested on your face.

Dude Lisa Ann's hammer tits are insane.!!
-Ya, she flopped em all over my face last weekend, they really nailed me if you know what I mean!!

by HammerTitties January 13, 2016

Frosted tits

Cumming on your partners tits.

Aw man I totally frosted Jenny's tits this morning. We call her frosted tits now

by CNF6666 April 15, 2016

sweater tits

Very hairy breasts.

I can't go out tonight, I gotta get my sweater tits waxed...they're getting out of control.

by Sweatertitz December 25, 2016

mint tits

A combination of the word 'Mint', from the Geordie dialect (Newcastle upon Tyne, England) used to describe things as "great/awesome/impressive", with the popular word 'Tits', used to describe a woman's breasts.

'Mint Tits' is used to describe a fantastic or super awesome pair of breasts. You can also use the term Titties'.

"Did you see that lass on the beach today? Wearing the white bikini... She had mint tits"

"Wow!! Dem some Mint Titties!!"

by Larry2017 August 10, 2017

assial tissue

Toilet paper is a stupid term. If you tend to your nose at the center of your face with facial tissue. then you must tend to your butthole at the center of your ass (aka your assfault) with assial tissue.

The first shortage during the pandemic was assial tissue, which people stupidly call toilet paper.

by NeologianPJG April 19, 2020