Whack Jobbing

A term used within the Italian American population, typically in the metro Chicago area. Typically used to describe someone who has a lack of intelligence of nearly historic proportions (along with a slightly abnormal psychological issue) who seems to make it their job to have everyone note how truly "fucked up" they are.

Something is going to have to be done about that freaking stroonz Tony ..... he never stops whack jobbing everything .... no matter how simple the situation!

Tony's chronic whack jobbing behavior earned him the reputation as a complete fucktard.

by Chicago Mobwife August 18, 2012

Whack Scab

A scab created from whacking off way too much. excessive friction on one spot can cause the skin to break... & for a scab to be born.

After jerkin' off twice a day for a month... I had a total whack scab on the side a my dick.

by Leonfilms235 August 30, 2013

whacking the bush

To be masturating with a hairy vagina.

Amy was whacking the bush

by Badwolf123 September 11, 2013

Caketown Whacked

Extremely inebriated or high. Heavily under the influence of any drug or intoxicant.

Dude, drink some of this drank, it will get you caketown whacked.

Tim took a bunch of Adderall and smoked the bong, now he is caketown whacked.

by WHBongzilla December 30, 2011

Whack Catcher

That device or method used by a dude to catch the output of a fantastic whack session. Commonly fulfilled by a sock in adolescence due to its ability to hide the evidence in the laundry.

Paul is home alone tonight, but I see he's got a box of Puffs around to use as a whack catcher.

by BlowFelt July 20, 2011

whack

adj. A person who has an african-american parent as well as a caucasian parent.

adj. to describe a person with diverse behavioral traits

Also combination of white and black (wh-ack)

Johnny: Hey Frank, look at that hottie.

Frank: I'd tap the square root of that ass.

Johnny: Damn Frank, you whack.

by PositiveConnotation October 31, 2011

Right Whack

When someone does something clearly dangerous and fucking stupid and then suffers the obvious consequences of their actions. Especially when that person complains about it after.

1. Kit was the world's best "free climber" - scaling deadly precipices with no ropes or safety equipment. Sadly Kit is no longer with us. Fuckin right whack Kittybang!!!!!!

2. Watch this youtube video of a guy getting his finger bitten off after he sticks his finger in a crocodile's chomper! "Uh oh, this sounds like a right whack".

by Chief Charles Moose November 29, 2011