third teenz

the realest best underrated artist o.a.t.

truly the goat
“have you heard of third teenz ?”
“who?”
*f*cks ur dad*
by 3seven3 November 24, 2021
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chad the third

chad the third - also known as anthony the third - aka anthony diaz- is a proven mexican nibber that killed himself on live stage!
lel ur such a chad the third!
by chris botchye November 07, 2021
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third-degree fart

Unlike a mildly-to-moderately-heated first- or second-degree fart that may merely cause minor reddening and/or blistering, this term refers to a super-hot expellation of concentrated putrid methane that not only broils Uranus and singes your butthole-hairs on the way out, but it also scorches the thigh/knee of any unfortunate fellow human being who happens to be unsuspectingly holding you on his lap at the time! It is wise, therefore, to be constantly "aware" of your colon's current "status" or "progression" of fart-activity whenever you're canoodling with someone, so that if you "feel one on the way", you can hastily hop off (here's one case where your lover most definitely **won't** think you rude or anti-social when you abruptly/wordlessly bounce up off his lap) and direct your posteriors away from your snuggle-buddy, anyone else within a fifty-foot radius, and of course, any source of fire (yes, farts are VERY MUCH flammable!), such as the outdoor grille that's currently frying up another big batch of the same beans 'n' hot wings that made you have the awful flatulence in the first place.
Redneck chick: I don't wanna have any interruption of the romantic snuggle-time with my hopefully-future-husband at our family's backyard barbecue this evening, so I'd better not partake of any of that rich spicy stuff that always gives me the third-degree farts!
by QuacksO December 26, 2016
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Third Period

A term used in reference to a clock or puzzle piece but in secrecy. (Talking stage or significant other)
by throwy February 13, 2023
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third pulse

the pulse you feel in your vagina when you get horny
I was sitting on my man’s lap & he felt my third pulse
by papoya February 23, 2020
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third party programs

"third party program" is a word for hacking in a computergame
i used third party programs in a game
by byMaestro March 08, 2017
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picked off third

When you've made it to third base with a girl, but you get shut down before either one of you reaches orgasm.
Dude #1: You finally seal the deal with her last night?

Dude #2: Nah, man, I got picked off third.
by Morty Apples July 26, 2014
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