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Martis Camp

Martis Camp is the most expensive and exclusive gated club in Northern CA. It is located in Tahoe, and boasts a private ski lift, four clubhouses, a beach club, and two golf courses. Houses are required to be at least 3,500 square feet, because who on earth could fathom living in a home smaller than that. Martis Camp is home to yoga pant moms, and bald tech dads. Everyone drives either a Tesla, Porsche, or Range Rover. If you want to mingle with the elites, you need to pay up. To get into Martis Camp, you need to own a house, and pay club dues. The cheapest house you can buy is 3 Million dollars. This is truly one of the most privileged and over the top places in the world.
I’m heading up to Martis Camp this weekend to find solitude in the simplicity of the mountains and my 11,000 square-foot home with 7 bedrooms.
by itslissaaaaaaa June 22, 2020
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Laundry camp

When you live in an apartment building, and don’t trust your neighbors, so you have to stay near the machines while you’re doing laundry. Typically laundry campers bring their own chair, battery-powered radio, and drink.
All my clothes are dirty, so I’ll be in laundry camp for the next few hours.
by Brian L. Peck June 15, 2018
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CAMP ROBINDEL

Camp Robindel is the most magical place on earth. It has the most beautiful sunsets and the nicest people I have ever met. Every day spent there I have created a new memory that will stick with me for the rest of my life. This is a place where you create bonds with people who are strangers at first but soon become as close as your family. Every single person is valued and gets the opportunity to shine. Camp completes me and without it I don't know where I would be in life. It has taught me every thing I know today. It taught me to overcome my fears and has taught me some of the most important things in life. Every single moment I have spent at camp Robindel has been unforgettable. Cherish every single moment there because it goes by way to fast. When the last sunset over lake winnipesaukee fades on the last night of camp just remember its never a goodbye but a see you later. ALSO, THE GIRLS OF J18 ARE THE BEST JUNIPER ROBINDEL HAS EVER SEEN. We brought back bounty!! KEEP THE ROBINDEL SPIRIT ALIVE BECAUSE THERES NOTHING MORE IMPORTANT THEN ROBINDEL TRADITIONS AND OLD CHEERS THAT NEED TO BE KEPT FOR THE NEXT ROBINDEL GENERATIONS. 03254 will forever be my happy place and second home.
CAMP ROBINDEL IS THRE MOST PERFECT PLACE ON EARTH!!!
by JUNIPER 2018 GIRLS October 16, 2018
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outlet camping

When your phones gonna die so you camp out by the charger outlet all night.
My phone was at 10% and I was in an insta fight with some chic so I grabbed a blanked and went outlet camping
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camp 7

n. A place where the government disappears people to.
v. The act of disappearing a person.
n. Have you seen Quon? I heard he won a free vacation to Camp 7.
v. I haven't heard from Kareem in three weeks, I bet Sammy camp 7ed his ass.
by Fulgencio Batista March 4, 2011
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Disventure Camp

Watch it, now! It's really good. It's on YouTube. Please watch it.
1: hey do you watch disventure camp
2: no what the hell is that
1: it's rlly good
2: ok
by anonymous August 30, 2022
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Camp Mataponi

Camp Mataponi is a place where campers can truly be their true selves. Campers live with their sisters and green flames for 7 weeks and enjoy every moment of the this amazing place. You make memories and friendships that last a life time. Girls from 6-15 call this place their summer home. Located on Sebago Lake, Maine, there is nothing comparable to the breathtaking scenery that surrounds camp. Campers cry when they leave. They count down the days until they arrive at their happy place. Green and white link us together. Once campers leave camp, a part of them is missing. Other camps cannot compete. It is unreal how much someone can grow to love a place so much. Everyone is friends. Camp is where girls figure out who their true self is. When you come home from camp you are a completely different person. Camp teaches you the best life lessons such as responsibility and becoming an independent person. The age divisions go from Juniors to Seniors. Seniors run the camp and set an example for everybody around them. Campers look up to the Seniors. Camp Mataponi is no doubt the best place on Earth.
Camper: Camp Mataponi is the best place on Earth where I have made my best friends for a life time and have had the best times of my life.

Person: I want to go to Camp Mataponi!
by mataluvr1234 October 15, 2018
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