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the sunset is beautiful isn't it?

It is going to be a fucking night, what you aspect?
Look son, the sunset is beautiful isn't it? It does mean it is going to be night after this not anything else

don't pick up the .50 cal

in Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare online, it is bad luck to pick up a barett .50 caliber sniper rifle. the gun must be picked up from the dead body of another player for it to be bad luck. statistics show that once the player has the .50 cal in his/her possesion, they will be kiled within the minute
john:dude i found a .50 cal up here time to pone some poon

joe:don't pick up the .50 cal!

(john gets plugged)

Don't turn out the light 

Movie made in in the late 80s, available for free on most free on demand channels on dish and cable. Plots features 2 cops, one of which is the main character, who is fucking his cop-buddys wife of which there is one scene of a barn-fuck and then the criminals who had escaped from jail kill both the mistress and the cop buddy and hold hostage the family of our hero.

Faced with a dilemma and out of bullets, he resorts to going to the shed where he pulls out his bow and arrow, welds a mask and body armour out of a shovel's head and proceeds to dominate the said criminals in a robin hood style matchup.
bob- Man i watched Don't turn out the light last night
sally- any good?\
bob- nah, it was terrible, unless you want a softcore porno, and even then its not very good.
sally- then why did you watch it?
bob- it was free on my ondemand channel.
Don't turn out the light by agno3 September 14, 2009

don't whiz on the electric fence! 

an extremely fun and educational board game played by stimpy and ren's cousin, sven.
ren: i'm gonna hit ya, and punch ya..
stimpy+sven: noooo!!
ren: ohhh yes.. but first, i gotta take a whiz!
(ren unzips his fly and proceeds to urinate on said board game, shocking the shit out of himself)
catchy advertisement jingle: *don't whiz on the electric fence!*

t nugg from the south

a man that can make you feel like a complete princess. its near impossible not to fall in love with his killer smile and sensual guitar playing. loves jesus, golf, football, beef jerky, working out and his girlfriend <3 he raps like a 'pro', does great impressions, and can kick some ass if necessary. and hes hella sexy
ask your mom about t nugg from the south. ;)

i wouldn't kick her out of the bed for shitein

shes a ride i wouldn't kick her out of the bed for shitein