unauthorized foods

One of the items taken in the raid of your home when your corrupt Congressman husband (up for re-election in 11 days) tweets that you had a premonition of a dystopian society.

Other items include "stored water", knives and guns.

People worldwide rightly conclude you've lost all your marbles.

Last night she dreamed that Federal squads were in our home seizing guns, knives, “unauthorized foods” and stored water. They said we had been “reported”.

by UnderOverIt October 24, 2020

Plant food

Plant food Is a substance used to get high or grow plants quicker commonly known as Pauline

Do you want to get some Pauline tonight?(plant food)

by Pauline right up the nose June 12, 2016

Food Zinger

When you reach for more food, but forgot that you ate it all.

1.) Amber reached for more food, but forgot that she ate the last of it seconds before. "Dang it! I've just been food zingered again!"

2.) Girl #1: (Reaches for more chips) "What happened to all of my chips?"

Girl #2: "You ate it all like a minute ago...

Girl #1: "Oh..."

Girl #2: "FOOD ZINGAAA!!!

by RadioactiveTitanium September 14, 2013

Decoy Food

Noun. Food bought specificaly with the intention of hidding better food behind it, so the lazy roommate eats the " decoy food" instead.

Hidding the Mac and cheese behind the Ramin noodles ( decoy food)
This also works with cup of noodles ( decoy food
) and canned food.

by Lt. Magnus January 6, 2012

save on foods

A supermarket that sells "fresh" food with "unbeatable" prices.

Hey Jimmy imma waste ma 30$ for sum cabbage at Save On Foods

by FortniteSuxDick October 2, 2018

Snacking Food

An extra bit of an ingredient used for a recipe or a botched first attempt at said recipe consumed during the making of a meal.

Usually a bit of meat left over or made extra to snack on whilst cooking.

Used heavily & created by British YouTube star Jamie Spafford and other members of SORTEDFOOD.

1.)“I made some snacking bacon while I wait for my eggs to cook”

2.)“The first pancake always turns out to be rubbish- we can’t serve that”
“This pancake is now Snacking food!”

by KhaleesiofRivia March 26, 2021

Food Suicide

food so good make you wanna kill yourself

the foods so good you’ll wanna commit food suicide

by melychanely November 26, 2020